Ad Noctum

Chloe, 21, not straight I work at a roller coaster and i love her space n witchcraft Fleetwood Mac forever

[kenziecore]

being pretentious is an inherent part of gay culture dont let straighties shame u for having brunch and quoting little women and blogging about the homoerotic undertones of dead poets society

[shiftythrifting]

i did buy this. i long to understand it.

[queerbofaggins]

I want to understand the use of a gun as a letter.

[shiftythrifting]

How the fuck did I miss that??

[dollmaycry]

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

[dykesphoria]

[dykesphoria]

[pangur-and-grim]

I cannot bring myself to edit this photo

[montypla]

This is like a van Gogh painting

[themodernmisandrist]

If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

[algo-hermoso]

What?

[tabathagfitzgerald]

there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.  working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.  you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?

[artisinmysoul-deactivated201901]

yES 

[rainbownightmares]

Here’s an article on it

[coonazz74]

Very true.

[tinygaysouffle]

people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??

[systlin]

^

Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it. 

[vintageeveryday]

Mugshots of civil rights activist “Freedom Riders” in Jackson, Mississippi during the summer of 1961.

[beggars-opera]

My favorite part of these is the “bitch, you really think you’ve seen the last of me?” smirk on so many of their faces.

[fenrislorsrai]

AND THEY DIDN’T! at least one of these people I recognized as still fighting the fight today.

Representative John Lewis has served 17 terms in Congress

[antique-scarecrow]

this is such a good follow up

[toastbutteregg]

the kind of content I need

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[squidbroom]

[theashesofthefirststar]

This is worse than that prime numbers post

[kaijuno]

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

[myautismyells]

OP don’t leave us in suspense

[kaijuno]

420

[anticapitilizationbureau-deacti]

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq.  You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

[kaijuno]

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

[skittlesandnarwhals]

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

[kaijuno]

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

[emilyblaine]

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

[kaijuno]

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

[fumbledeegrumble]

this is a wonderful post because it shows that people can be a fucking genius but it won’t guarantee they’ll be good at everything

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat

[la-laborista-republiko]

[ellewritesfiction]

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

[daijoubougie]

🍅👅 💦 if u know what I mean 😩😩😩😩

[bigforeheadgaaal]

Be whatever you want to be, FUCK THE RULES  💪🏿

[chicagosvirgo]

I’m…….wet

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[bang]

????????

[anshelinasholie]

me

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[midnight-revolucion]

22 year old me:

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen