my tumtum hurts

[cheseely]

laws!💙

[dankxsinatra]

[drtanner]

The cat is so stoked to be there??? What a little star. 💜

[yuriartillery]

i straight up do not respect your media opinions if you can't let harry potter go

[fluffyypuppy]

I really wanted to know why Oda and Toei changed Ace's old actor and yassified him, so I made an edit with his old design (maintaining its striking physical characteristics), because I really like crack Ace of Alabasta

[dannymans66]

Vinsmoke Sanji, third son of the Vinsmoke family

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires]

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

[puppyliberationarmy]

i know what its like to be Burger 🍔....

[erlkingssarchive]

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

[erlkingssarchive]

what the FUCK is this

[beardless-bearded-vulture]

Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!

[keeperofthehens]

Horses: eating is more important than thinking

Anyone whose ever interacted with a horse: sounds about right

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[penny-anna]

for any mobile only users. here is the clown.

[lisadoop]

The what

[the-last-teabender]

Happy birthday to this piece of shit I guess.

[penny-anna]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Has it seriously only been one year since the clown?

[mousegard]

[fluffyartbl0g]

communal bathroom

[itmeansalot]

Best image

[itmeansalot]

Best gif

[anxietyproblem]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[arithmeticanimaniac]

[seredelgi]

We don't talk about this enough.

[pastelle-rabbit]

@lvmimis

[advosart]

Obligatory Deltarune funny doodle that I just had to do