A Monster Nerd

I'm just a nerd that likes monsters, dragons and dinosaurs I'll mostly reblog random thing or things I find interesting or funny

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

[thewitchqifrey]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

[small-witch-big-hat]

LIVE ACTION PRACTICAL EFFECTS TABAXI

[captainlordauditor]

I recently watched this and was blown away by this entire scene. This was a one off pair of characters with no names and no lines. They exist entirely to demonstrate the paladin being a Good Person by saving a baby. After he does this, he goes and gives money to a beggar - who is a dragonborn. He is one of two dragonborn in the film, and neither one needs to be a dragonborn. It would have been so easy to make the tabaxi and dragonborn characters humans, or slap some ears on them to make them elves, and they didn’t. They really went out of their way, building practical effects for the tabaxi and dragonborn when they didn’t need to… this is a movie that loves its source material and it also loves being a movie. People working on this movie cared.

I really missed that.

[captainlordauditor]

#and the birdman#don’t forget the birdman YES! AND the birdman! Now the birdman couldn’t be human because Plot Reasons demanded he have wings, but he was also almost entirely practical effects!

[ninamodaffari]

Please watch the movie if you haven’t! It’s so good, and made with so much love, you can see it in all the attention to detail and the use of practical effects.

[ralfmaximus]

And it’s funny, and clever, and genuinely surprising! A lovely film.

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[lesvegas]

this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

[thecrimsonalchemist]

“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”

[mydogiswaycoolerthanme]

Same day book delivery

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

remote learning

[biologizeable]

I can relate to this on every level

[ceekari]

“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”

[pixelartpeach]

Excuse you this is EXACTLY why paleontologists should play computer games

[merukins]

[bbeelzemon]

(via @llatimeria )

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

“using keep inventory is cheating and you’re not playing minecraft the REAL way” <- this guy cant get home by jumping into a 100 block deep ravine 

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[k-k-armadillo]

calling all hunters to PLEASE help me find my son

[carnassyal]

I didnt feel like reposting the images so im just sharing the link My OC, Sinner, drawn in a Death Note and Killing Stalking inspired art style. The two styles have amazing expressions and coloring styles that I want to learn and use more for my art. Might do a Death Note au with Sinner idk maybe Please do not use my art of my oc thank you

[ampervadasz]

[unrealunearths]

merry crisis

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[partasah]

SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS CHRISTMAS EVE WHY WOULD YOU REBLOG THIS?!

[socialistexan]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[jaxsotherblog]

I think we should turn the orb we ponder into some sexy tumblr man and ship him with the wizard

[jaxsotherblog]

hm

[grassbreads]

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[bayleaf-6399]

That update killed me😅

[guerrillatech]

[cryptid-sighting]

People opening a box that needs a knife using their bare hands