Y/N films a prank on Alcina
Cass: *Holding Y/N’s phone and filming* What are we about to do, Y/N?
Y/N: *Standing outside of Alcina’s bedroom door, laughing* So, my wife is asleep and we’re about to scare the shit out of her!
Y/N: *Quietly opens the door, sneaks in*
Cass: *Pans the camera over to Alcina’s scrunched up and drooling face, silently laughs*
Y/N: *Standing next to Alcina holding a megaphone, gives the camera a thumbs up*
Y/N: *Points the megaphone directly at Alcina’s ear one inch away*
Y/N: *Turns it on and yells into it* BEER IS BETTER THAN WINE!!!!
Alcina: *PaNiCk, snorts and flops around in her sheets, gets tangled*
Y/N: *Turns on the siren on the megaphone and climbs on the bed*
Cass: *Also climbs on the bed*
Y/N and Cass: *Bouncing on Alcina, yelling* WINE MOM! WINE MOM! WINE MOM!
Y/N and Cass: *Staying at Moreau’s because Alcina is still pissed and kicked them out of the castle*
Sal: *Ecstatic to have house guests* Okay! So we can play parcheesi again or I can put on the next season of Bluebloods! You pick!
Y/N: *Groans and looks at Cass* Maybe we did go too far this time?
Cass: *Equally bored but shakes her head* Nah, mom’s trending on twitter and TikTok. *Holds out Y/N’s phone for them to see*
Y/N: *Laughs* No way! Really?! *Looks at the filthy simp comments*
Y/N: Cass, some dude named smellmyjunk23 just asked her to step on his nuts!
Cass: *Not a nanosecond later* I took it down, deleted mine and your socials, and applied for both of us to legally change our names.
Y/N: Yeah, this was a mistake…
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