This might be a shitshow but it's MY shitshow

Facebook sucks and I need entertainment. Idfk. She/they, DnD nerd, writer, Other miscellaneous facts...

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[wintercorrybriea]

[that-house]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[writing-prompt-s]

The knight asked the lich: "So, why did you decide to become like this?" "You know how tortoises can live for hundreds of years right?" "Yeah, so what?" "Well, meet my pet tortoise, he has been living since I was still alive" responded the lich.

[beardedmrbean]

This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

[animentality]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[sarahseeandersen]

This new piece was created in collaboration with The Marine Mammal Center! We have made signed prints available and a portion of all proceeds will go to them :)

[milanesa42]

Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

[byjove]

Figures from Arthurian lit as cats:

Arthur - tuxedo British shorthair

Supposed to kind of be an everyman, a random bastard child who randomly pulled the sword from stone. Very approachable, handsome, bog standard looking cat. The tuxedo coloring adds a bit of authority.

Guinevere - flame point/buff ragdoll

Beautiful, elegant, refined. Born to aristocracy, unlike Arthur. Like many orange female cats, she contains a thread of scheming intelligence.

Merlin - can appear as any cat, usually appears as a fucked up looking scrawny black cat with heterochromia

Not explaining this one. That is just what he looks like.

Morgan & Morgause - longhair torties, Morgan has a darker coat pattern and Morgause is more red

Torties are associated with luck and magic and tortitude. Girlboss fairy witch cat color.

Lancelot - longhaired white cat with blue eyes

He’s just got white cat energy. They love to bite randomly and they have pretty privilege not much else.

Gawain - longhair creamsicle (orange and white)

Orange (stupid) and gorgeous. Ladies man. A little unhinged but not Lancelot levels.

Sir Dagonet the Fool - orange

He’s just orange. Most orange cat ever. Orange cat behavior and personality.

Sir Galehaut, Prince of the Distant Isles - tabby Maine Coon

He’s a gentle giant. He’s loyal. He’s noble. He’s beautiful.

Dame Ragnelle - calico Sphynx cat that has started randomly growing hair

It all falls out and she is her beautiful wrinkly self when the curse is broken.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[thedurvin]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: first-draft Alien

“Raar, I’m gonna getcha!”

[twowhitehorses]

as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

[twowhitehorses]

[segamascott]

[beardedmrbean]

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

[lovehael]

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

[naamahdarling]

Maybe spread this link compassionately in online spaces where these people might see it. This is extremely important.

[kaelio]

still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

[nxiht]

[kaelio]

It’s been long enough for me to reveal the incredibly funny thing about this post, which was I was trying to think of a way to launder a cool flamingo fact into something I thought Tumblr would re-blog. i don’t care about the show. at all.

[baddywronglegs]