VOLAR COMO UNA COMETA!!!

maybe the real simrah is the friends we made along the way

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[caitmayart]

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

[eddiedisasterdiaz]

come on potato do not fail me now

[caswatchesbees]

Potato for the love of God don't let that asshole win 🙏

[gridmaster5000-deactivated20241]

he could've just named the horse. seems like they weren't doing a whole lot in that desert. he had time

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[devilofmidtownwest]

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

[galaxyedging]

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

[ihavebeenchangedforgood]

I'll take some luck...universe, you know what I need. Please?

[ilistentogirlinred]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

[ilistentogirlinred]

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

[breezingwing]

[loveletter2you]

whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

This was a complaint about a one-time incident of me having to get up at 3:30am to catch a flight idk about how some of you in the notes seem to be living on a regular basis

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[stand-up-gifs]

✨🦠⚗️🌿♋🧪✨DONT GET THAT CHEMO CHARLES✨🧪♋🌿⚗️🦠✨

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[tachankasoupcannon]

As someone who has painstakingly typed it out because I forgot there were other options, I can guarantee my forgery was not up to the quality of the original.

[transcyberism]

did you install a katakana keyboard just to type it or did you have to Google “katakana alphabet” or something and copypaste from that

[tachankasoupcannon]

Pretty sure I just did a vaguely cursed bootleg thing like this:

-\_(“✓)_/-

[transcyberism]

that’s a guy who has lost control of his life. there is no more cheerful nihilism in his smile, no more mischief in his eyes. that’s an emoticon with clinical depression

[angeliicpretty]

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[classically-lit-memes4u]

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

[classically-lit-memes4u]

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[dostoyevsky-official]

this email could've been a wordless locking of eyes across the street

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[terror-billie]

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok