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Call me Elle! ✿ 20+ ✿ multifandom ✿ ✿ icon by: @letmereachforthestars

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[darknessontheedgeoftowndyke]

[analytik2]

"average 7 year old sees 3 dead bodies a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average child sees 0 dead bodies per year. Murders Conan, who lives in Tokyo & saw over 1,000 cadavers in half a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[solely-ashes]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[ltorekdraws]

maybe i should start drawing again

[etherealplans]

i loooove little moments of human connection. i love it when a stranger has something good happen to them and you get to be a part of the celebration for a moment. i love it when it starts raining and you and a stranger get to say wow its really coming down out there! i love it when something happens and you and a stranger get to share a look. i will never see you again but we did experience something together and for just a moment we were a pair! i genuinely live for that shit

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

good afternoon,

[detectivemiku]

yes and one of them is ACTIVELY HAVING A HEART ATTACK WHY DOES NO ONE CARE

[birdmenmarxist]

[finalrespite]

starting a collection

(links in alt)

[goldensunset]

‘the protagonist should be endearing and relatable’ the protagonist should make the audience scream and start banging on the one-way glass of the fourth wall. the protagonist should burn their entire life down and make the world’s worst sandcastle from the ashes. if they aren’t the cause of at least 50% of their own problems what are we doing here

[mukubirdy]

sketches of a goodwill ambassador

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[smolfoxbab]

I like to think Shinichi has a thing about big fires since the Moonlight Sonata case but since he's so "let's repress this" about everything not even he realizes he has a thing about it

every time he sees another house on fire he's hearing that piano again he's feeling the dread in his chest but then he'd be like "well that's a normal reaction anyone would be like that" and if someone else heard him brush it off like that they would look at him like "no??? oh my god???"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“this person texts like chatgpt, they must’ve used it”, “that author writes like chatgpt, they must’ve asked chatgpt to write for them”. that could still be because chatgpt was trained on how humans talked, wrote and created. it’s trained to mimic real human. and whether or not you like it, it’s getting better.

if you suspect a work was written by ai and if that makes you uncomfortable, you can always stop consuming said work. but—I am saying this with genuine respect—public speculation, where you make a public post to accuse someone, and witch hunt harm real people whose art and creations are entirely human-made.

also worth mentioning that people who are on the spectrum and people who aren’t writing in their native languages are often wrongly accused of using gen ai

[jestarcana]

If the world says it's a mistake to love you, I'll fight the whole world!

2018 redraw

[operafish]

"this post has only 20 notes" factoid actualy just statistical error. post has 10020 notes. Reblogs Georg, who reblogged the original post and got 10000 notes on their reblog, is not an outlier adn should absolutely be fucking counted

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

anyways . can we feed KID the aptx next . have him go through that pain too just formy amusement please