milo

hi yes i like collecting shiny things and i make strange noises (any pronouns)

[echoesoftheeldritch]

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[echoesoftheeldritch]

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Taking place in the world of the Magnus Archives, 5 years after the original story in a faraway dimension and following a new archival crew as they deal with the fears that are getting a hold of their world, Echoes of the Eldritch will be a horror podcast with a similar statement structure as TMA.

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[binary-bird]

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Afficher davantage

[thewitchqifrey]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley

[magpie-milo]

"I wish I would stop feeling like this all the time," I cry out to the world in rage.

"But aren't you glad?" a secret part of my heart whispers, "Aren't you glad you can feel so deeply, feel so deeply human?"

[mumblingsage]

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

[tomjoneslocker-deactivated20150]

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

[stalinistgothic]

lift that man off the ground

[threshcadet-deactivated20170714]

[ornistheavianfiend]

[the-ryan-oceros]

CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!

[beggars-opera]

@chiropteracupola

[tamsylum]

i ended up liking how gendered french is solely because i can say that i want people to use he/him pronouns for me the same way they use it for angels, blood and blunts

[tamsylum]

i asked a trans friend to give me her fem version of this and she said that people should use she/her with her the same way they use it for the sea, flesh and stuffed toys

[samwisegamgeeee]

I don’t speak French but I speak Spanish and I’m nonbinary so the whole gendered language thing is… difficult. I couldn’t get this post out of my head and so I wrote a poem. It's a first draft but i just had to get it out there

It’s called “Masculino como el amor, femenino como la espada”

Si tienes que usar el masculino conmigo, usa el masculino cómo lo usas para el azúcar para el lobo el amor y el mar. Pero si tienes que usar el femenino, úsalo cómo lo usas para la tierra para la anaconda la guerra y la mar. Llámame masculino cómo el día cómo el melocotón el pecho y la cometa. O, llámame femenino cómo la noche cómo la piedra la leche y la mano. Masculino cómo el viento, femenino cómo la tormenta. El hueso, la sangre. El mito, la magia. El sol, la luna. Si tienes que usar el masculino conmigo, o si tienes que usar el femenino, llámame femenino con la boca y la lengua o llámame masculino con los dientes y los pulmones. O si puedes llámame por mi nombre. Llámame yo.

Translation: Masculine like love, feminine like the sword

If you have to use the masculine for me, use the masculine like you use it for sugar for the wolf love and the sea. But if you have to use the feminine, use it like you use it for earth for the anaconda war and the sea. Call me masculine like the day like the peach the chest and the comet. Or, call me feminine like the night like the stone the milk and the hand. Masculine like the wind, feminine like the storm. The bone, the blood. The myth, the magic. The sun, the moon. If you have to use the masculine for me, or if you have to use the feminine, call me feminine with your mouth and your tongue or call me masculine with your teeth and your lungs. Or if you can call me by my name. Call me myself.

[tamsylum]

no one speak to me this poem cut me open

[samwisegamgeeee]

alsdkfjalsdkj thaaaaanks! I made a few typos but i'm fairly proud of it hehe

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[moonstoast]

—sleep

philip geiger // michael mao // lance calkin // jeremy lipking // eugene louis boudin // vincent giarrano // nick alm // richard schmid

[akashicrecord]

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

[jestergirlbosom]

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

[utilitycaster]

the etymology of warlock is "wǣr" (promise) + "lēogan" (deny/betray) so when people throw the suffix "lock" on multiclasses or pact types it is kind of funny linguistically

[thoodleoo]

she's a 10 but she keeps turning my crewmates into swine with her magic potions

[vevy-vell]

Mix a White Gilgamesh

TWO THIRDS BEER 🍻

ONE THIRD MILK 🥛 FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK 🐐

Voting ended onJun 6, 2023

Inspired by this post from @maamlet

[bunniope]

TWO THIRDS MILK AND ONE THIRD BEER TASTES LIKE PISS NO THANK YOU DEAR BAD GILGAMESH YOU FUCKED IT UP BAD GILGAMESH IT TASTE LIKE GLUP

[bunniope]

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

[bunniope]

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

[bunniope]

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

[bunniope]

you guys werent supposed to actually drink this

[lemonemenom]

I'm starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

[lemonemenom]

How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you

[lemonemenom]

How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face

[greelin]

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is