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@mahatschi
please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later
Remember kids, a good commander: 1. maintains intense eye contact 2. gets right in your face 3. t-poses to assert dominance Thank you to @rytlockdripstone for capturing this, I couldn't see it on my screen at all but the gif made me cry laughing.
simongerman600
i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english
“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman
Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.
simongerman600
i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english
“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman
Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.
Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
ALL OF THEM
hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3
@evilscientist3
@evilscientist3
SEAN WAKE UP
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SEAN THE REACTOR
@stjohnstarling
saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
demons? in my agnostic ass?
i knew i was forgetting something when i left the church
started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny
alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it's not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,
alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that's a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.
Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
need y'all to know that my friend and i have been looking at fabio's body of work for the past 30 minutes. this is the guy that does the tattoo'd classics sculptures. hyper-realistic tires with weathered tread. fucking. rust textured correctly on nails??? this shit is insane please look at this
appellomancers are based
Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
@jaekaeyay here ya go
oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties
Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it
Reblog to get man residue on your blog
This post made it onto Reddit and then a YouTube video which means I’ve exposed multiple websites to my man residue
Fuck gold star lesbianism and here’s my man residue
semiaquatic secret agent
Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit