all your answers have been prayered

My hole is tight. But my connection with God? Even tighter.

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[boringkate]

It's simple, dude.

Personal property is stuff like knickknacks or family photos.

Private property is stuff like factories and machinery. The means of production.

Nobody is gonna try to take your stuff in the revolution. They're just gonna- Wait. Hold on a second. I just found this post of yours that says "my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks." That's interesting. That's really interesting...

[cryptotheism]

I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"

And then you Google the abbey and it's clearly just French and made of slate rock or whatever.

[thegreateyeofsauron]

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

[cryptotheism]

that makes sense

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[chonkyfroggy]

Best of both worlds

[auckie]

Two worlds, one family

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

blood and gore

[lyril]

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

i wonder if i could

hunt him for sport

[haveapretzel-deactivated2020102]

:(

[pancakeke]

look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images

[fallingtowers]

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

[hobnob-69]

POV: You’re a queen on drag race and Rupaul is forcing you to reveal your tragic backstory for the cameras

[ostolero]

me: *opens up tumblr*  full-length ad:

[especiallyecho]

Source

[shroomfucker]

SpongeBob x Squidward suki kirai saturday

[back-that-sass-up]

this is really really upsetting

[dreamresponsibly]

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

[squidwardhentaicles]

I got this joke instantly, whore.

[popegoodvibes-returns]

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wordbean]

A mini babybel is a semi-hard cheese encased in a colored wax with an outer cellophane wrapper, placed in a netted bag. To reach the cheese you must unravel three layers; the netted bag, cellophane wrap, and colored wax. Tell me, Will…what shall I find when I peel back your layers? Will I find something satiating? A rewarding and delicious journey, inevitably leading to your demise, but my fulfillment?? Or am I to uncover your true self and set you free, unimpeded from that which binds you?

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

What? You can’t quit the cock sucking championships now, you’re our best player!

[xtec]

us when john green left tumblr

[sesh]