Books & Cats & Crap Like That

Hi my name is Maia and I'm an adult.

[autumngracy]

January 2020:

February 2020:

March 2020:

April 2020:

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

No difference.

[vrabia]

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[brunhiddensmusings]

good news!

[wysswurst]

this comic still gets me

[excitementshewrote]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lamaison]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[savannahfaerie]

[gaming-gremlin]

😨

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

That’s why we’re all cynical socialists.

[mosswatching-deactivated2021090]

He killed them

[toomuchtortuga]

[tiffanyachings]

…what has already been described as one of the worst atrocities of the Northern Irish conflict. At least twelve people are thought to be dead, and many more wounded. Emergency services are urging anyone with medical training to come to the scene immediately. The device was detonated at 3pm this afternoon. The RUC said no warning was given.

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”