we’ll find moonlit nights strangely empty

comet!!!!! || tv/bat || 21 || ♾️ numba one garf fan >:)

[perriaeyjeve]

[pukicho]

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[maizonikkoku]

@shirtsthemaniac

[maizonikkoku]

Hi!

So... when did you decide to become so cool and awesome and how did you succeed?

Thank you

it all started when i was 8 and i found out what bisexuality was

[spiralpaw]

isuggesttesticulartorsion

[furbearingbrick]

isuggestinstantbrazilianwax

[spiralpaw]

isuggestsubdermalhematoma

[furbearingbrick]

isuggestmendbuttcrack

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[the274]

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

[evilwizard]

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you.

C’mere.

*throws you into the last game you played again*

Will you survive?

Absolutely not

I don’t think so

Probably

No

Yes

Most likely

Absolutely

I’m thriving

(Random hollow knight player im making you bug sized)

Puzzle game/etc

Not exactly a game

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[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[ice-cream-genjutsu]

id like to congratulate obito and kakashi for being insane about each other in a way that is usually only reserved for the eternally inextricably intertwined gods. but no these guys managed it all by themselves without leaning on magic reincarnation nepotism. this is why their toxic murder + delusion situationship truly exemplifies the show's theme of hard work overcoming natural talent

[johannesviii]

Artober 2025 but it’s Silent Hill - Day 1 to 31, all in the same post. List I used

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s a win win. I

get a bit of hope, you get

a cute birb photo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[resvarie]

catgirl scribbling

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!

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[princessgemma12]

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

[incandescent-creativity]

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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