kiss your fist and touch the sky

I'm Allison and I have no idea what gender means. Twitter: @majorly_ocelot

[boobieteriat]

[lesbx]

this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

[thoughtcascades]

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[charlesoberonn]

This is how he got Harley to break him out of Arkham

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[meangirlnurse]

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

lol

[jdididydog]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸

[forlorngarden]

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

[queerasian]

show of all time

[cheekyposelenets]

normal au cmm

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[hotgirlmeg]

😐

[rivertigo]

[algrolo]

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

[girlnephew]

[segamascott]

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

Translation: As far as we're concerned, we dun it, but we refuse to admit to that in any way that will stand up in a court of law.