Three Days Until I Blow Up The World

Legally Married to a Rad Skeleton Rianna | 19 | She/Her | ESFP | Gemini |

[kagakagabisu]

remake

[dankmemeuniversity]

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

a lone man begs for context in an unforgiving world 

[ankle-beez]

the reason the villain in the Steven universe movie is like that is because she has her gem set on Wumbo

[dinklebop-manjensen]

this movie is about R E V E N G E

[regularcitrus]

now that he has a jacket all he has to do is die

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[xxtc-96xx]

DAMMIT

[drearyhours]

dominos really created an AI that detects pizza huh?

[seerai]

her name is hatsune miku and you WILL show her respect

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Where to begin with all this

[green45678910m]

Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging.

[faewnry]

What incel wrote this article.

This is the only appropriate reaction since he wanna be all up in my face.

[techcat]

Even that image they have, the woman looks SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE. How do you even justify this garbage???

[sallysfunnykiss]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS HANDS ARE JUST WHITE

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[until-it-killss]

L a t e m a r c h = March 22

[memesonthehour]

[sinnabon-the-skeleton]

I did this like 2 days ago right after seeing the original omg

[shh-gene-deactivated20191001]

This is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever conceived.

[zombiebabe]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[thinfatfit]

instagram.com/chromat

[notoriouslynay]

The positivity pool

[viostormcaller]

Fucking finally, something positive that doesn’t look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this