Way too much of anything is not enough

Ali Just a fuck up, trying not to fuck that up, as well.

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[skunkbear]

What do you know about vampire bats? There’s more to them than the blood drinking; they have super powers and human-like friendships. Watch this fascinating species (and learn about the effort to exterminate them) in our premiere episode of season 2 of “Good Question.” 

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Eyebombing Bulgaria (more)

[rivertrash-deactivated20170209]

[weloveshortvideos]

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

[fataleflare]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

[parasitickittens]

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

[vincent-the-purple-deactivated2]

“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

[infirm-of-purpose]

@dandelionofthanatos

[dandelionofthanatos]

and the kitty just

“what?”

[gratatata-shalala]

I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

[unsettlingstories]

I’m fucking dying lmfao

[thingstolovefor]

The history they don’t teach you in school! btw “Gator Bait” is an old school racial slur. #Hate it!

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

German Shepherd doesn’t trust bowls. [video]

[kaje-free-deactivated20190622]

I’m not religious because...

Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick.

[miniyo]

[busket]

OH HE GETS SHY AT THE END

DON’T WORRY POLAR BEAR I REALLY LIKE YOUR DANCE DON’T WORRY

YOU CAN KEEP GOING IF YOU WANT I THINK IT’S REALLY CUTE

DON’T BE SELF CONSCIOUS YOU JUST DANCE ALL DAY SWEETHEART

[rabbiteclair]

fun projects you can do at home

convince all your friends that a single piece of macaroni is called a macaronus

[memegod]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

what does this say

[garocamarillo]

COOKING SHRIMPS IN 3 SECONDS. 

[palehorseblackdog]

Please watch this.

[fauna-and-fashion]

WATCH THIS

THEN WATCH THE DUMPLING ONE

I’M CRYING. I’M ACTUALLY CRYING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.

[yourgoat]

[yourgoat]

[actuallygodzilla]

louise why do you have this

[yourgoat]

[marshallberube-deactivated20230]

this was possibly the fastest I had ever pulled my phone out to take a picture.

[caitlin-oreilly-blog]

reblog if you actually know what these stand for: ptv bvb sws mcr 5sos fob atl p!atd

[bo0zey]

purple tangy vaginas bush visited burgerking swimming with seahorses mikeyway can rideme 5 seasonings on sausages flavorful old buns attack the llamas priests! ate the declarationofindependence

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

[x-d001]

axolotls are p rad

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

bringing this back on your dashes

[dharmagun]

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

[givemeunicorns]

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

[onebigyoush]

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

[ember-light]

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Red pandas!

Originally posted by cutestuffco

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

HIGHLAND COWS

[shootingstarpilot]

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

[dovahkulaas]

Fennec foxes!!

[supernachtkuchen]

I love all of these!

[wrenkly]

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

[percyhoneybee]

MANATEES

Originally posted by lovefloridauk

They’re just big lumps that float around the sea. They’re non-aggressive, non-territorial herbivores that spend most of their time sleeping or eating, or they might be socializing with other manatees or investigating interesting objects.

Best of all, as of this year they are no longer endangered!!

[princesswincess]

Cats that look like other things Pt. I

[docosahexaenoic]

THE TOOTHLESS CAT THE FUCKIGNG SIAJBANS CTOOTHTSTS,