I don't know what I'm doing, tbh.

I'm just a married, bisexual woman with seven cats trying to figure it all out.

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BED

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE PILLOW

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BLANKEY

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[asian]

I wonder how the meteor that was supposed to hit us back in 2012 is doing and if it’s interested in hitting us now

[partywithponies]

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

[beaft]

[whitepeopletwitter]

If you can’t handle me at my worst, hey, wait a minute, where are you going?

[wolfythewitch]

Wasn’t icarly that guy that girbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo

ICARUS?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[golden-x-mage]

under reported fact on here that the ever given seemingly got stuck cause its boat dick got lodged in the bank

[pasdecoeur]

hello 911 i would like to report a crime

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i left a bag of 1,000+ worms open overnight and over half of them escaped

welcome to hell! welcome to hell! that’s only a tiny section of the room!

[a-youngrobot]

Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT

[everythingfox]

A cat and her children

(via)

[yeahiwasintheshit]

So if corona virus hits here bad we can all stay home for a couple weeks?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Posted one year ago today

[bad-days-are-ok]

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

....

.....OH.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

You just had to be there

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I think I'm physically unable to explain this post

[what-even-is-thiss]

[elara-arche]

if i ever become a time traveller imma find one of you bitches on november 4th and grab you by the shoulders, looking deep into your eyes, and imma say “destiel putin sherlock ted zodiac nevada doesn’t stop the count” 

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

[squagel]

I was so hoping someone was gonna say “wait which part of my body is the lint tray??” 😂