Maliciously Wounded Ovaries

Enjoy Yourselves Darlings

[ronweaslley]

You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

list of favourite movies: Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

[steveyockey]

genuinely when I read posts on this website that aren’t about supernatural I’m like what the fuck is that doing on the supernatural website

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[creepish]

i think i just did something

[tomhollandnet]

TOM HOLLAND Esquire magazine, March 2021

[03hrs]

[possum-pancakes]

i KNOW you guys need to hear this

[greysmartwolf]

THEY

[kaidansalenkos-remade]

Oscar Isaac as Duke Leto Atreides in Dune (2021)

[captain-flint]

I was so fortunate that I got to be in her gravitational field even for a moment. - Oscar Isaac

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don’t know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

…..ace hardware….?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn’t a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[swifty-the-rake-deadblog]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that’s fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I’m trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

….. are you talking about Doordash???

[ardent-38]

First day reblog of iconic post. One for the ages folks

[dear-ao3]

i dont think yall get it. this is when i posted this:

this is the current time:

its been 8 hours and 20 minutes

[frankarnstein]

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

[profusedinmelancholy]

Yes

[profusedinmelancholy]

Bonus

[profusedinmelancholy]

I’m screaming

[foxesonstilts]

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

AND THIS

AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

[simplydalektable]

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

[glumshoe]

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

[princessnijireiki]

I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):

[nonbinaryfinery0101]

This post gets better every time I see it 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

[klarastjarnljus]

Yeah but also, like… this is a multifaceted issue. And she’s all of the facets.

[smol-froggie-deactivated2022062]

[00v]

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

[weirdly-friendly]

Me after commiting a minor mistake

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

The Balance!

[gaudfish-naudsm]

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it

[faggottt]

OMG

[writeitonapieceofstone]

Let’s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.