The Cat Cave

how tf am I still here

[prince-wormwood]

this is my life philosophy

[scramratz]

roach-works was a notorious underage + incest + rape fanfic writer and all of those are still up for everyone to read on their ao3

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[citricacidprince]

I’ve been having many violent thoughts recently

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[natequarter]

now this may sound weird to say but i literally cannot fathom being straight or gay. like what the fuck do you mean gender is a factor in your attraction? i'm way too bisexual to understand whatever the hell you're talking about

[daughterofheartshaven]

If I was better at meme making, I would reply with that meme of a handshake and make it between bisexuality and asexuality and about this

[stopmyhearts]

Here you go

[smallerontheoutside]

yayy I'm so glad we have a good image editor in our midst

[scarliefrancis]

[dealanexmachina]

legitimately the greatest thing about this show was how everyone was like#nate we’re moving into your life you can’t get rid of us we’re here for good#and nate is a dumbass about everything#it’s a backwards brady bunch#the kids were like this is our family now you two make out and stop angsting so we can all be okay and stop bad guys#leverage#i miss this stupid show so much

[knightsickness]

[clusterbuck]

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

[kosmogrl]

[ella-lloyd]

im not even a catholic but the fact that we just lost the one man in catholicism who spoke about the poor and the minorities, who in his last ever messages called for disarming and peace, who stood against the use of religion as a tool for politicians to use, who called out fascist behaviours and said everyone is welcome in God's home. it hit me a bit too hard.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[lizzylolz]

Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

[star-trekster]

Harrumph…… Sparkle on…..

[creacher-feetcher]

@imsoglitter

[imsoglitter]

It's Odo!!!

[creacher-feetcher]

ODO

[toskarin]

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

[theblackparadeisdead]

We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex

[marypsue]

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

[bisexualbaker]

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.