The mask stays on until my mission is complete

just chillin

[appleisms]

paul simon 5’3” compilation post

[smegmafactory4ever]

Is Lana Del Rey engaging in sex tourism by marrying a 50yo white man from Louisiana?

[mrsterlingeverything]

Huge W for swamp boys

[hollowboobtheory]

shut up this is the only video I care about

[pomrania]

"Dachshund car-wash rave" sounds like it's a nonsensical combination of words; but it actually describes this pretty well.

The audio is the start of 'Sandstorm' (Darude), plus some incidental sound (mostly barking), with the tiktok voice narrating two sentences at the beginning.

[coralreeferband]

This app needs to let me reblog these ads

[evilspice]

the past few days my brain keeps thinking about that "TIL a baby was named Diot Coke in 1379"

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[depsidase]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[aufline]

notice how it's always wednesday lately

[columboscreens]

[pissvortex]

[lesbianralzarek]

wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke

[roaminromans]

[wickedsick]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

[spelledslots]

[puppybong]

compilation

[puppybong]

[byjove]

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

[byjove]

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason