Bitchin'

- primary blog - aus -

[dogpuppy]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[hungwy]

You can't trick me with salaries I know being a store manager is a fate worse than death

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[oneheadtoanother]

[fairycosmos]

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life

[kosmogrl]

I need to change my whole life

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[64mpg]

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

[drugs1000000000000sss]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[kosmogrl]

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[headaching]

march 4th? unto where?