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here for a good time not a long time (but in a like ironic, postmodern way) • She/They

[mayaisanimating]

A new Bridget battle intro animation with Unika that won't be finished

[maraposting]

my god, these bitches gay! good for them.

[demilypyro]

Girls will literally clash their DPs into eachother

[demilypyro]

I'm glad everyone intuitively understood the subtext of this post

[maraposting]

guilty gear 2.0 better add more ways to frot

[demilypyro]

Girls will literally clash their DPs into eachother

[demilypyro]

I'm glad everyone intuitively understood the subtext of this post

[polywomple]

wip doodle

[ghoulchurch]

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[dragongirlsweetie]

everyone's always like "yesss trans women ARE women" until you actually mean it beyond just a slogan and then they start arguing with you

[dragongirlsweetie]

trans women are women except they don't experience misogyny and terfs hate them for being men and they have male privilege and they must atone for their disgusting maleness and

[evilwizard]

im shadowmaxxing bro. im gloompilled. i would never enter a sunbeam like some sort of light-loving suncel. now if you’ll excuse me, ive got to get back to dark corner farming

[evilwizard]

Holy Knight of the East just texted me “you need vitamin D bro.” what is that. whats a vitamin

[randomuser678]

I got followed by 6 porn bots and Spamton

[abandoned-quiche]

You got followed by 7 porn bots

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

[brazenautomaton]

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

[teaboot]

Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat

[charlesoberonn]

The modern equivalent of Judean historian Yosef Ben Mattityahu being formally adopted by the Roman Emperor Flavius Vespasianus and changing his name to Flavius Josephus

[maraposting]

most calm listen to "Lover you should've come over" by jeff buckley:

[obtuse-goose]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[circusheart]