Maraudermills

Just some things that bring me joy

[omgcheckplease]

if you like gay hockey (books) or gay hockey (tv show) you'll love gay hockey (comics)

[aaliyahsparrow]

"Tell Your Dad to Leave Me Alone", Shane Hollander [Hudson Williams] from Heated Rivalry | 1.04 Rose

Apr, 2026

Recoloured, isolated, overlined, plenty of watercolour texture/patterns from stock image databases. Totally didn't nearly delete the baby's nose while smoothing layers.

Please do not repost my work to other sites

[bovineblogger]

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[respectissexy]

There are two basic arguments for shutting the fuck up about cishets at Pride.

First: What if a trans kid asks their parents to show their support by attending Pride with them? What if a lesbian can only attend pride if she gets a ride from someone and the only person willing and able to drive her is her straight brother? What if a bi disabled person can't attend a large outdoor event without hands-on assistance from their straight partner? What if someone just wants to bring their fucking friends? What if, contrary to popular tumblr discourse, most queers don't inhabit perfectly pure social bubbles populated only by other queers? What if it's none of your business?

Second and perhaps more important: If you think you can tell that someone is CIS, let alone HET, by LOOKING at them, you are a cop and an idiot.

[rocketkit]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[funny-tik-toks]

[brightlotusmoon]

[jackironsides]

@thewanderingdelusion:

#it's the commitment to the bit

#like Gladys messes up her line and falls back #the take is clearly over

#but the Kermit puppeteer (presumably Jim) makes sure to follow her fall with Kermit's eyes #then look back at the camera to deliver his joke line

#same way burt and Ernie lift their heads off the pillow and turn slightly when speaking #like they're trying to make sure the person they are facing away from hears them #even though no actual sound is coming out of their mouths

#it's the commitment to movement and little touches like that #that makes the puppet seem alive

[grouper]

[matelothot]

“To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death. They wait for my command. Shall they shoot?"

[itscyran]

REBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013

If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[bayeis]

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[shillanov]

first base: having sex for 8 years

second base: confessing your eternal love and planning a whole ass future together

third base: “…my boyfriend?” “i mean, yes. i think so. probably”

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[sissicore]

Coach Steve and tiny party 🥹🤏💘

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]