on hiatus for june 2026

ally, 29, she/her

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[gwenfrankenstien]

everybody follow me down the old woman yuri rabbithole

[gwenfrankenstien]

nobody followed me do i gotta do everything myself around here.

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[godlessondheimite]

it’s crazy to me how ice water is a uniquely american phenomenon. it’s the greatest drink in the entire world. how have other countries not hopped on board? genuinely don’t understand how sparkling water is ubiquitous in a way that simple ice water isn’t. whenever i ask for ice water outside the u.s., they put 2 ice cubes in a glass, and i’m always too ashamed of being american to ask for more. but it’s our single healthy habit! luckily i am always prepared (half gallon insulated water bottle that i fill with ice myself and then fill with water and always carry around with me) but it really is baffling every time i travel.

[destroythethought-s]

Relationship status?

Waiting for a miracle

[onedollopofsourcream]

which of these fruits do you wish would cease to exist in all forms?

cherry

lemon

coconut

mango

passionfruit

strawberry

blueberry

raspberry

blackberry

kiwi (btw if u vote this ur dead to me)

orange

other

Voting ended onMay 28

please, reblog so we can get more results

[kushblazer666]

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[maripands]

[senatortedcruz]

Have you thanked god for making you a coastal elitist today?

[userfish]

[charl0ttan]

king of the hill is brave is hell for having the color palette of a tupperware that turned orange

[charl0ttan]

so what im hearing is texas is just this way

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[tlirsgender]

My most socially disabling Too Woke thing is noticing how men won't get the fuck out of your way. Like it doesn't even occur to them that they can move out of your fucking way. I need to start letting them just walk directly into me and pushing their chairs so I can quite literally sit at the table etc. This isn't a metaphor I had that second one happen the other day

[tlirsgender]

I will be at the function where everyone's sitting in a circle and there will be a man sitting directly in front of me for no fucking reason so I'm literally physically kind of pushed off to the side. And I'm expected to not start killing them about it

[goth-queen]

[hilarynights]

this shit boring as hell