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germanich

Mass Effect Medieval AU

#ayo?#garrus tho #👀#i am looking

mousegirlheart

MOUSE YAOI REAL

sabertoothwalrus

apocalypsegay

the amount of women who make their self-inserts fuck vulpes inculta is astonishing not just bc he’s a slaver but because you meet him in-game like this

hollowtones

He looks like a shoe leather gijinka.

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

He looks like he sells racism door to door

potoh

here you go

skiaskai

Ep 12 redraw cause I loved this shot ✨

way-out-there

I fell in love with this cute little fella... red-crested turaco 😍

sokumei

@epicsicknasty

skycrimedraws

Another Zaku mech I was honored to work on :)

rslashrats

new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

#12/12 #c:#i know me ratties and meesees

greys-slippings-deactivated2025

Been feeling so-so lately but i remain overwhelmingly completely enamoured by chickens

desert-palm

#GOD!!#I FEEL SO FUCKING OLD!!

animepopheart

★ 【あっちょん】「決意」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

RB IF YOU HATE TERFS

TERFs are filth

answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

a-frog-in-a-bog

Me watching the gay people in my phone get psychic damage from my silly little uquiz

girlwolf

Twist the knife a few more times why don’t you

mioxenoblade

ledbythreads

this was unexpected

rhythm-catsandweed

#performative ally #😒#it's because im bisexual isn't it?

petterwass

I honestly have never seen a weapon in a RPG that is as funny to me as GUN:GUN.

A gun that does not exist, cannot exist under the laws of physics and probably exists on some sort of meta level where it gets to hack the actual rulebook you play with.

It does exactly one point of damage. Each round. Every round. There are no defence against it. It has future-proofed itself to ensure that there will never BE any defences against it. It doesn't even count as an attack.

It will simply plink away at someone for one HP every turn and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it except try and kill the mech carrying it.

Oh yeah and it's heavily implied to be sentient.

xeansicemane

This is the text for another weapon on the same frame - the Mimic Gun. The Pegasus' whole concept is that it is the ontological, meta-narrative concept of gun forced into a physical shape by a bunch of catgirl transhuman hackers.

The "This is not a gun" at the end is the chilling bit for me.

vexwerewolf

It's also relevant to note that the action you take to force the Mimic Gun to reroll its stats is "PROVOKE." No explanation whatsoever is given as to why this word in particular was chosen.