Hi i'm Maru, she/they Asexual wlw, be warned i'm not that interesting. I'm a lerker in the truest sense you will rarely find me bloging my own crap, I would rather reblog yours. come chat with me or not
Enid and Wednesday kissing for the first time was a dangerous thing. Of course, their friendship at this point was marred in its nature by danger, but this was something else. One moment, the two were arguing, having another spat of mentioning each other's flaws. Enid, of course, knew how Wednesday talked, and that certain things that would be damning from anyone else were high praise from her best friend.
This time, though, despite Wednesday's fury, she kept going with more and more blatant complements to the werewolf. Up in her face, and wanting to get a rise from the ravenette Raven, Enid decided to poke.
"If you really feel that way, why don't you kiss me about it~?"
She hadn't actually expected Wednesday to lunge at her like the monochrome poster-child was the rabid beast.
And she didn't expect herself to kiss back, for them to begin making out.
She very much didn't expect them both to pass out.
Addamses, you see, have a penchant for poisons and a tolerance for toxins that very few others still living possess. They eat so many dangerous things for pleasure, in fact, that their own bodies often gain similar traits. Things like blood. Things like saliva.
Wednesday, on the other hand, was growing more accustomed to things like positive emotion, but something like her color allergy wasn't something that one could simply cure by frequent exposure, and a makeout session with the girl she'd had a crush on for the last few years, since they met really, was too much for her.
She never listened to her parents when they tried to bring up romance, so she had actively ignored their advice on the use of protection.
Antidotes would be needed for her first partner, and with someone like Enid, she would need a strong dose of crematorium ash ointment.
Thing, fortunately, knew this might happen and had the antidotes on hand, and was very eager to deliver a much-deserved I-Told-You-So to the ravenette once he had resuscitated both girls.
Enid took alarmingly well to his insistence that she start taking innoculation doses of Wednesday's favorite toxins.
sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done
honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days
Wednesday is typing at her desk while Enid flips through a magazine laying on her bed.
Wednesday goes to answer a knock at the door
Gomez: *Entering the threshold of the room* Wednesday my darling! How are you daughter?
Wednesday: *Shocked* Father!
*An enormous man ducks under the doorway and enters the room*
Wednesday: Lurch!
*Enid, eyes wide in concern, rushes over to Wednesday and pulls at her arm*
Enid: Wednesday Ive met your father and Ive met Lurch! This isnt them! *Trying to pull her away*
*The 1964 Black and White Original The Addams Family Gomez walks into the room towards them*
Gomez: My dears! Sorry to suprise you like this! We were on an errand and figured we'd stop and see if you were in.
Lurch * wiggles his fingers at them both*
Enid *quiet screams*: Wednesday thats not your dad!
Gomez: Enid my dear! Its so good to see you! How is your lycanthropy class going this semester?
Wednesday: Father. Its good to meet you.
Enid *backing up whispering* "meet you"!? whatthefuck whatthefuck
Wednesday: *to Enid* Grandmama long ago figured out how to travel the multiverse through the Ether. It has been immeasurably valueable to Addams' ever since.
Enid *small* *barely audible squeaks*: what!?
Gomez: We can pop up like gophers through out multiuniversal time and space. But we often seem to gravitate to areas occupied by other Addams'. The strength of family I suppose. Theres always some differences but we're all similar enough. Its just been easier to identify as one large family and use the terms we'd use for eachother back home; father, daughter, husband, cara mia, its really just made our already big family immeasurably large. You should see the reunions these days! *grinning*
Enid *whispers*: And you know me?
Gomez: *laughing* Of course I know you my dear! You two have been living in the cottage on the back of the property for almost a decade now. Even though youre younger here, I'd always recognize my daughter in law.
Enid: Daughter in law? ...Wednesday and I are just roomates.
Gomez *holding Enid at arms length and smiling hugley*: Enid my dear, you and I must have met almost two hundred different times throughout different universes. Though youre both still quite young in this one, some things are just universal truths. Give it time my darling. We'll make an Addams of you yet!
*Gomez turns to Wednesday, holding her cheek in his hand*
Gomez: My darling daughter, did I not raise you to be fearless in all things? *casting his eyes over to Enid and then back to Wednesday*
Wednesday: You did Father
Gomez: I knew I must have. *smiling*
*Kisses the top of both their heads and walks towards the door*
Gomez: We must be going. We need a tome from the Nightshades library that was unfortunatley destroyed back home.
*turns at the doorway*
Gomez *smiling hugely*: I love you both infinitely.
Gomez: Come on Lurch old boy!
Gomez *pauses and turns back again*: Wednesday does Pugsley go here yet?
Wednesday: Next year Father
Gomez: Drat! Id have loved to have seen him and Eugene while they were both still so small. Goodbye my loves!
*Smiling, Gomez and Lurch leave*
*Wednesday turns to Enid and clears her throat*
Wednesday: Enid did you have plans this evening?
*Enid still wide eyed*
Enid: What?... umm no... nothing.
*Wednesday steps over to Enid and takes her hands in hers, gently rubbing the backs of her fingers with her thumbs*
Wednesday: M-May I take you out to dinner and maybe afterwards we could come back here and dance to some songs on the grammophone?
Enid *blushes*: ...Id love that Wednesday *smiling*
Bianca: Why do you always have quarters on you? I know for a fact that you don’t carry any other cash.
Enid: Oh, they’re from Wednesday. She leaves them on my eyes every night while I’m asleep.
Bianca: Why the heck would she do that? You’re just sleeping, not dead.
Enid: She says they’re just precautionary. Here, take a looksie. *holds out a quarter*
Bianca: *squints at the coin and reads* Send her back.
Enid: *flips the coin*
Bianca: Or the deal is off.
Enid: See? Isn’t she sweet?
Bianca: Enid, “sweet” is not the word I’d use to describe a girl who apparently has some mysterious leverage over the ferryman of the freaking Underworld.
Enid: *shrugs* Eh, it’s not so mysterious. Mister Charon just has the hots for her family’s butler, Lurch, who’s a total sweetheart. He’s like if Frankenstein’s monster were a lovable himbo.
Bianca:
Bianca: I have so many more questions, but not enough spoons to deal with the answers.
If you give this woman money, it will go to transphobic causes. If you give this woman a platform, she will use it to boost transphobic causes. This isn't a "well nobody's perfect" or "well x other creator also did something bad once" situation, this is an inordinate amount of influence for a creator to have, and supporting her by word or wallet actively hurts trans people.
This post is going around again, and people are pointing out it's two years old, which is true. In that time she has gotten exponentially worse. Please, drop her and everything she has ever touched for the good of your trans friends.
does anyone remember that one scene in harrow where her thumb gets bitten off and the narration is like “these motherfuckers had a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy.” okay you do please stay with me. I would put money on this being a llamas with hats reference.
I would put money on the bet that Muir originally had the full line but her editor made her cut out the rumblies and change it so that it was only harrows thumb instead of her whole hand so it would be less obvious. I swear to god.
I do love that as a fandom we're like "pre-locked tomb reading list: the iliad the bible shakespeare's entire works lolita edgar allen poe's poems the oral history of aotearoa the epic of gilgamesh and the oxford dictionary." And then you read it and half the prose is:
I get so sad every time someone says they couldn't get into TLT because they got lost so I MADE THIS. enjoy. Please let me know if Im missing anything or anything is wrong!
EDIT 3/15: UPDATED SOME INFORMATION IN THE BoE SLIDE
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I’m reading Tsukutabe and identifying SO MUCH with Kasuga (the woman who loves to eat)
It seems when I read the comments, a lot of them were wanting Kasuga to be their girlfriend. As for me? I literally AM Kasuga and I need a Nomoto in my life 🥺
Sooooo if there’s anyone out there who wants to be my Nomoto hmu 😏 LMAO /hj
I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
