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Incorrect quotes for marvel, probably. Icon credit to Rhyme With Rachel, header credit to unknown., please message if you know

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Tony: I swear to god I will burn your fucking house down

Wade: ??? I mean sure but why

Tony: oh, y’know

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Peter: how many drinks of alchohol do you consume a week?

Tony: One

Peter: That’s it? One drink?

Tony: One shelf.

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Wade: I’m giving kids rotisserie chickens for Halloween

2 hours later

Peter: [crying]

Tony: Who the fuck gave my son a rotisserie chicken for halloween

[indigo-is-a-nice-colour]

@jayeiqi

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(Cough) Jason is a mod on this blog (Cough)

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We hit a fat 6,666 on the rotisserie chicken post

Thank yall for making that happen <33

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[Tony and Stephen are fighting some enemy]

Tony: Do something!

Stephen: What do you want me to do about it??

Tony: I don’t know! Freeze him or something?!

Stephen: I can’t???

Tony: Use a spell or something

Stephen: ??????

Tony: Y’know, frostexplarmiarmis or something

Stephen: YOU CANT JUST MAKE WORDS UP

[misfortune101cd-deactivated2023]

Thor: All words are made up

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peter, sleep deprived: man imagine if we could breathe

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[Tony and Stephen are fighting some enemy]

Tony: Do something!

Stephen: What do you want me to do about it??

Tony: I don’t know! Freeze him or something?!

Stephen: I can’t???

Tony: Use a spell or something

Stephen: ??????

Tony: Y’know, frostexplarmiarmis or something

Stephen: YOU CANT JUST MAKE WORDS UP

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Wong: Actually there was a book I lent you a while back that you never returned

Stephen: Oh? I thought I returned all your books

Wong: Yeah it roughly translated to something along the lines of “how not to die”

Tony, walking past: Oh I threw that one away

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Peter, in the car and hasn’t slept for 48 hours: are we even living?? do we exist??? Happy, had enough and also hasn’t slept for 48 hours: god i hope not

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Peter: Jesus is the bread

Banner: Bold of you to assume I’d be in something as degradable as bread

Peter: I... I have so many questions

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Peter: Glue is just boneless tape

Tony, on his fifth mug of coffee: Stop it I’m begging you

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Stephen: Tony get down from there

Tony: I just wanted to be tall like you

Stephen: [Takes Tony down from ceiling fan]

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Wade: I’m giving kids rotisserie chickens for Halloween

2 hours later

Peter: [crying]

Tony: Who the fuck gave my son a rotisserie chicken for halloween

[midorree]

Ok, but hear me out-

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We’re listening

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What if you just chuck this fucking hOT rotisserie chicken at your first unsuspecting victim, and them being like: whomst’ve the fuck

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Wade: I’m giving kids rotisserie chickens for Halloween

2 hours later

Peter: [crying]

Tony: Who the fuck gave my son a rotisserie chicken for halloween

[midorree]

Ok, but hear me out-

[marvel-probably]

We’re listening

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Jesus Christ I never noticed but we hit 250 followers

That’s kinda nuts

So, Imma say it once, yall are able to send in au and basis’ for quotes, just to help our inspiration

Thanks so much yalls

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Bucky 100% calls Sam, Samantha

You know what you’re absolutely correct

Sam: [Peacefully taking a jog]

Bucky, from like 100 miles away: samaNTHA

Sam: [Bites his tongue and deeply inhales]

Or, alternatively

Sam: [With friends]

Bucky: [Walks into the room] Hey, Samantha, my laptop is broken again

Sam: youre partially made of metal how do you not know how to work a laptop [completely skips over the name because it happened once and just stuck]

Everyone: [squints in confusion and also what why]

Idk if this is what u wanted but this is what u got

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Love the blog !

Thank you!