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shush, bruce 🤫 he's tired
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No thoughts but the kids being physical with Bruce. The man is built like a wall, a brick shit house, those kids are constantly pulling at him.
Jason propping himself up on his forearms against on Bruce's back to study something Bruce is showing him on the BatComputer.
Dick was used to climbing all over Bruce, standing on his shoulders, swinging off his arms etc and even though he's grown, he's still bouncing off of Bruce constantly. He will throw himself at Bruce to be caught anytime he can.
Duke will set up camp with his back against Bruce whether he's sat, laying down or standing, Duke just leans against him like he's a wall.
Steph loves to mess up Bruce's hair when he's sat. She will ranting about something or talking to him while he's working, combing his hair to stand up while he's frowning at paperwork or his iPad.
Cass likes to hold Bruce's hand. It doesn't matter what he's doing or where they are, Cass just holds onto Bruce's hand, even if he's having a conversation. Anytime somebody asks whether she's alright, Bruce just nods and says she just likes to hold his hand and she's fine.
Tim constantly collapses next to Bruce, head on his lap, legs over his legs, shoulder to his, tucked up into a tight ball just under Bruce's ribs.
Damian likes being carried by his dad at the start. Nobody but Talia really ever carried him unless they had to be Damian likes just climbing into Bruce's arms, sitting on his hip with his arms locked around Bruce's neck. When he's older, he just loves hugging his dad.
Something about Bruce going back to make sure a ghost is aware that her tormentor is dead so she can be released
I raise you: Bruce adopting a ghost so she can be at peace
And here’s Bruce comforting a ghost of another child (currently possessing the corpse of a man) and helping him move on, despite that ghost having killed several people:
#This is why I get annoyed when people are like 'Batman doesn't believe in magic!!!'#Like...he's in the DCU#Magic is real#Deadman has been known to hang in Gotham#He's sometimes fucking Zatanna#He believes in ghosts – @hbosscreations
Here’s Bruce using a magic ritual to summon Deadman, whom he refers to later as ‘an old friend’:
(yes he’s on the giant penny.)
sort of unrelated but deadman and batman actually represent the connection between two goth employees who work at the same random establishment dc told me themselves
Brook and jinbei join the cuddle pile !! <33
close ups!
Strawhat cuddle piles are my favourite genre.
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
Last time I saw this
post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at
the second Eggman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.
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This! This is why I’m always baffled when people portray Luffy as a selfless, bleeding-heart hero who goes out of his way to help every single person he sees.
Luffy doesn’t know exactly what Vegapunk wants to do, but he knows it’s Good. He knows that Vegapunk wants to help a great many people, possibly the whole world, but Luffy is simply not interested. It’s great that Vegapunk wants to make people happy, but that’s got nothing to do with Luffy personally, and if it is not personal, he doesn’t care. Doesn’t matter that it’s the right, good thing to do – Luffy doesn’t know all those people that Vegapunk wants to help, so it’s not his problem.
Often, Luffy simply doesn’t care about all the bad things in the world, unless he gets personally invested. To be fair, he gets invested into people pretty easily so he helps them out, but it’s always about his people. Never about what is the right or moral thing to do.
Even here, after learning that Vegapunk wants to save the whole world, Luffy doesn’t help him because he wants to contribute to that.
He helps him because Vegapunk has a funny head.
I love this type of character analysis.
Luffy has a handful of motives to do stuff.
“You look funny i like you.
You gave me food.
You helped a friend of mine.
You helped me.” Or some derivative. In the case you are given one of this titles, you are now his friend. You are his. And he will impose his wants over you. Not that he’ll force you to do anything, you have the free will to stop him… but can you?
His actions can all be boiled down to “i want to do it, i will do it”.
Even when he does something considered heroic, it’s not of the goodness of his heart, normally people didn’t even asked for help. maybe helping just coincided with something fun he wanted to do in the first place or he’d taken a liking for you so you WILL be helped, you like it or not. He’s selfish. He’s free.
It just so happens that he uses he’s freedom to make the people he likes have fun, and be happy.
i only noticed once i read the comments on the last few translated chapters, but soleum isn't pretty strong? like its definitely situational but looking back?
pulling a whole human up and into a vent? packing another, actively resisting, human into his arm? cutting through bone with a knife? pushing a metal manhole is less impressive, but considering the other stuff hes clearly capable
What if cuddles? What then?? And then what if fluffy ears????? What then, huh?!??!?!?!?
And then what if WARM and COZY???!?!?!?
What if. They are ALSO. Nuzzled.?!??!..???!?!?/??/???? HAS ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE?????????? WHY IS NO ONE ASKING THESE VERY IMPORATNT QUESTIOMS ??!?!?!?
"I'm sure he's got nothing to do with me!" says Luffy and I was waiting for him to say it. For him to hear all of this Nika lore and declare that, nope, I don't care, I'm not Nika, I'm not a liberator. It's just such a Luffy thing to do. But I know many fans actually will be shocked with Luffy's answer here or will just dismiss it. I have seen many opinions before that Luffy was always a liberator by choice, so becoming Nika is just natural course of events for him and he will have no problem embracing his role in the bigger scheme of things. Some even complained they hate that Luffy is Nika because they don't want Luffy to be the "fated hero" but instead a "from nobody to the king of the world" trope. But nope! Luffy just noped all of this himself.
Luffy is not a liberator and he's not an altruistic hero, he doesn't go from island to island aiming to save people, and if you think he wanted to, then please remember Fishmen Island and how unhappy he was with the idea of being a hero:
And now if you think Luffy changed since then because Dressrosa happened, then please remember what he asked of Momonosuke in Wano:
Yep, that's right. Luffy still *doesn't have any interest* in becoming a hero. If you think he's alright with that and changed his mind, then you're just not paying attention to him, sorry to say that. Luffy has been pretty consistent about this too and now he declared it yet again in Elbaf. It's the third time already.
You just think it's not a big deal because he so easily changed his mind in Fishmen Island, but it happened only because he had an actual reason to do that. Jimbei promised Luffy all the meat he wants. He gave him a *personal reason* to act like a hero, which is why Luffy agreed. And he did the same in Dressrosa. He wouldn't liberate that country if he didn't get attached first to Law and Rebecca (yes, in this order), and his crew to tontattas. They always do it for someone particular, for their friends. It's the same in Wano too, Luffy's constant motivation is Tama, Momo and Kinemon. He wants them to be happy, most of all, and he even says as much when he defeats Kaido: "I want a world where all of my friends can eat as much as they like".
There, he doesn't do it altruistically because he hates oppresion and villains who thrive on pain of common people and he can't stand seeing it. Yes, he probably thinks it's unfair, but he also grew up in Goa Kingdom, the very definition of unfair regime. He saves oppressed people only when they are his friends or has some other personal interest involved. He defeats the Marine base in Shells Town for Koby (and Zoro, later). He defeats Don Krieg so he can repay his food debt to Baratie. He defeats Arlong for Nami. He fights Wapol for Chopper (who saved Nami) and who he already considers his friend because of that. He fights for the Giants (Little Garden) and Vivi (Alabasta), Conis (Skypiea), Robin (Water 7 and Enies Lobby), Brook (Thriller Bark), Hachi (Sabaody) etc. Though, he does make friends rather easily, so usually it's not that big of a deal. But he isn't going out of his way to places he reads about in the newspapers that need to be liberated, he instead cares more for his own dream. He doesn't enter a certain island with the idea in mind that goes like "if I see some injustice here, I'm gonna bring this shit down". It's the other way around. He makes friends and realizes they're unhappy.
He wants them to be happy again and to live without regrets, and that's why he brings the shit down, whatever it is that makes people he cares about feel so unhappy. Because he thinks this is at least something he can do for his friends. Luffy doesn't think he can do a lot of things, he can't do much at all, but he can do one thing: beat up a guy when needed.
He knows how regret feels like ever since he believed Sabo died, he's not gonna sit there and do nothing next time something like this happens. That's why it's so important for him, to make sure his friends are happy. And that's why he beats up people and liberates countries. It's not for justice, he simply wants his friends to be happy.
But wait a moment, Luffy also wants freedom. Yes, he does. He wants to be the King of the Pirates, because for him it means to be free. And that's how he actually speaks about Nika as well:
He wants the freedom for himself. Isn't it funny that he thinks he already achieved it though?
And before you're disgusted by how selfish Luffy actually is, hear me out: Luffy is simply not a martyr. He won't die or sacrfice himself for the world to liberate it. He will instead die for the world if he thinks that will make his friends happy. Preferably though, he would want to survive and eat that meat with them, and be happy together.
Still, if you want him to be a liberator of a whole world it is actually possible, you just need to make it personal for Luffy, like I suggested. For example, put a person or multpile people who want to save/destroy the world (whichever option you fancy) on Luffy's crew. Luffy always cares for dreams of his crewmates and will always support them (because fullfilling their dreams will make them happy), so he would become a liberator if that helps them. But he would do it for them, not for the world.
Luffy is not a hero because he has a golden heart and a strong sense of justice. He's a hero when his friends are in danger instead, because instead of a golden heart, he simply has a big heart and makes friends wherever he goes. A martyr-like hero who sacrfices himself for people without caring for his own wellbeing is noble, but it's also not a healthy mentality, believe it or not. For starters, if you never care enough for yourself and are ready to throw your life away for a concept, what will happen with people who love you and care for you? Is it fair towards them to throw your life away without caring who you're leaving behind and how they will feel about it? Do you even care then for their feelings if your pursuit of greater good is more important to you? You can save the world and make people you love sad and unhappy, and like they don't even care anymore to live, because you were the one who made them happy and now you're gone. Did you save the world for them or destroyed it for them instead, as the result?
Luffy has his own interest in saving his friends too: so he's not alone again. Humans aren't selfless beings, but it doesn't automatically make us bad people either. And sometimes, while pursuing selfish things, we do something that appear to be extremely selfless. But at the bottom of it: we also do it for themselves, even if it kills us.
Tokyo Babylon taught me that every act is selfish, even if it appears like we do it for someone else: we simply want to feel better about ourselves then. There's nothing wrong with that, as long as we don't lose the sight of other people's feelings on our way. We can always share, after all, and that sharing is the bridge between the lone islands that people are.
Luffy, if he dies, will also say, just like Seishiro: "I didn't do it for you. I did everything by my own choice". For myself. Despite the fact it is also true he does it to make his friends happy. Being selfish and being selfless is like two sides of the same coin and both choices can end up actually hurting people. In the first case, because you care too much about yourself and too little about feelings of others, and in second case because you care too little about yourself and still too little about feelings of people that love and care for you. Can you spot the thing in common here?
Who are your favourite One Piece characters? What do you like about them?
Luffy is my all-time favorite One Piece character, and i’m sticking to just him because this is gonna get long
I really love Luffy because he’s just a super fascinating character, especially for a shonen protagonist. he’s multifaceted and has so many different levels to him
one of my favorite things about him is his kindness. Luffy, in a way, is selfish in the most selfless way possible. He saved Coby only after Coby stood up against Alvida. He beat Kuro and saved Syrup Village not because he particularly cared about it, but because he liked Usopp and didn’t want Usopp to get hurt or killed. Luffy beat Arlong not for all the atrocities he’s done (hell, Luffy refused to listen to Nami’s backstory. he just got up and walked away.), no, Luffy beat Arlong because he made Nami cry. That’s all the reason he needed.
Luffy literally climbed a 3-mile high mountain, with his bare hands and feet, in 50 bellow weather, during a fucking blizzard, WHILE carrying his two injured and unconscious crewmates, just because they were his friends and he wanted to save them. that is one of my absolute favorite Luffy moments. And no one, except Luffy himself, Chopper, and Kureha knew he did this. he didn’t do it for the fame, or glory, or whatever. he did it to help his friends, and then he never brought it up again. it wasn’t important, anymore.
on a similar vein, the Lapins caused an avalanche that ended up nearly killing Nami and Sanji. once it’s over, Luffy happened upon the baby Lapin that started that whole mess, and it’s buried mother. Luffy could’ve attacked the baby. he could’ve left the mom to die. he had every right to, given all the trouble they caused him and his friends. but instead of doing either, he grabbed the mom and pulled it out. he saved them. and later on, they returned the favor.
Luffy is just so incredibly kind hearted and sweet and it’s one of my favorite qualities about him. He defeated Crocodile and saved Alabasta for Vivi. not for any other reason.
Luffy isn’t an idiot, as much as he seems like one. he’s incredibly observant. when Crocodile says that Vivi’s ideal of no one dying during the upcoming war is foolish, Luffy agrees. But he still chooses to fight for Vivi because Vivi’s his friend. Luffy realized Crocodile’s weakness, even while he was impaled, dying, and barely conscious. he realized that the country Vivi loved was already gone. that Crocodile had already stolen it from her, and he wanted to bring it back so she could smile again.
Again, Luffy is not an idiot. He learns from his mistakes. he learned Crocodile’s weakness. he learned, from Vivi herself, that sometimes you have to bow your head and ask for help for the sake of your friends. He taught himself Gear 2nd within hours after his first fight with Lucci. He copied a technique from a master that trained for years to perfect.
and Luffy isn’t perfect. he’s well aware of this. he knows that, without his crewmates, he’d be dead long ago. He even says this to Arlong– “I can’t use a sword! I can’t navigate! I can’t cook, and I can’t even lie! …But I can beat you.”
he’s also self aware. Luffy is completely aware of the consequences of his actions. Luffy perfectly understands what burning the World Government flag means, he knew he’d never win against Aokiji, and he realizes exactly what punching a World Noble will do. in fact, Luffy even apologizes for punching Charloss, because he knew the kinds of repercussions it’d have for him and his crew. Luffy also knows that he’s not a hero. He’s a pirate. and while he does heroic things from time to time, it’s not with the intent of being heroic–he just wants to beat up the guy who hurt his friends. it has nothing to do with heroism. (Which, ironically, makes him even more heroic because of it.)
Luffy also knows when an opponent is too strong for him and his crew. when Kizaru and the Pacafistas came to Shabaody, Luffy didn’t hesitate to split the crew up. they had to get the hell out of there, because there was no way they could handle these guys. Luffy has faith in his crew, but he’s also aware that they’re human, and sometimes there are just people that they can’t handle yet.
and another thing: Luffy’s dream to be the Pirate King. to many others, this dream is all about power, the money, the fame… not to Luffy. to him, the title of Pirate King means being the person with the most freedom in the world. Luffy doesn’t care about the rest of it. he couldn’t care less about being rich or famous. he just wants to be free.
as a kid, Luffy was tortured for hours. he refused to give the whereabouts of Ace and Sabo’s treasure. and yet, even after all that, even when he was about to be killed for not telling… to Luffy, physical pain is nothing. what’s worse than all the torture and pain and hurt is being alone.
After Ace’s death, Luffy didn’t magically gain some sort of power-up and beat everyone. he didn’t become super saiyan and he didn’t suddenly become as strong as an Admiral to avenge his brother. no, Luffy passed out. He’d just seen his crew get utterly defeated, found out Ace was going to be executed, snuck into Impel Down, suffered through poison and 20 hours of pure, horrifying, painful torture, and kept going and going and going all just to save Ace, even as his own life was shortened. and at the end of all that, Ace didn’t make it. Ace died. in his arms.
Luffy didn’t become super powerful. he passed out. his mind couldn’t take it anymore, and his body was pushed far, far passed it’s limits. he had to be carried off the battlefield by Ace’s crew (who view him as their hope for the future).
after Ace died, Luffy was gonna give up. he fell into depression, and anger, and didn’t care about what he was doing to his body. all he cared about was that Ace was gone. Luffy was gonna give up on everything, his life, his desires, and his dream.
the only reason Luffy broke out of his depression, the only reason he continued on with his life, was because Jimbei reminded him that he wasn’t alone. he still had his friends. He still had his crew.
Luffy realized after suffering through Marineford that he and his crew were still far to weak to enter the New World. if they had entered before this all started, they would be dead. Luffy had to go through all that hell to realize the power differences between them and what awaited. and he did. he had himself and his crew train for two years to prepare for the future, because he wasn’t gonna allow anyone dear to him die again.
Luffy is such a great character. he’s kind, he’s selfish, he’s pure, he’s a intelligent, he’s responsible, he’s a good leader. and, most of all, he’s human. that’s why i love him so much, and that’s why he’s my favorite One Piece character, and one of my favorite characters in all of fiction.
This made me literally cry
~ Legends of the Dark Knight (1989)
Every orphan in Gotham is Bruce's child and responsibility in his eyes so, as always, Bruce took care of all the kids, even taking Herbert under his wing. Bruce being "like an uncle" to the boy also implies he was present in his life too.
Anyway, another time Dick called Bruce "the best father". I just know he would argue, with the deepest seriousness, that Bruce IS the best father in the world.
Also, the "he's still a boy wonder at heart" on the same panel Dick turns toward someone with a smile, probably Bruce, and the next page, "and he wouldn’t have it another way!" with him on patrol with Bruce, the both of them happy? To me, it reads as Dick forever being Bruce's boy wonder, Bruce's Robin, like he is forever the Graysons' boy wonder and robin. Forever a boy wonder and Robin at heart, because he is forever his parents' son.
IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED
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bruce finding out that jason is still a crybaby 🥹 jason act tough but if you push him a bit more in a personal arguments he'd start spilling fat tears down his cheeks and now you have an armful of sad boy in your arms. bruce forgot this fact every single time they fight.
happy father's day to bruce who needs to navigate through the many many emotions of his kids 😭 this is what you get for adopting a gaggle of children