[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nichet-crochet]

[bryanwongillustrator]

I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

[emmaharwoods]

THE PITT 1.15 — 9:00 P.M.

[dsmsix]

[ablaske]

they're on a video conference

[dsmsix]

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love that salt and pepper come in a set. here is salt, a building block of humanity, one of the basic human tastes, essential to life on earth, absolutely fundamental.

and here's pepper. it's fine.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[uchihaculture]

[june2734]

[crimesagainsthughsmanatees]

[lesbianshepard]

This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.

[lesbianshepard]

I can't choose a favorite. My entire feed is just banger after banger.

[chicago-mentioned]

[niyarest]

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…