Unus Annus

She/her .  23 years 

[jaieiiqkdiwpq]

reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

[arin8887]

watch the edge of sleep all day and then also at night HOORAY

[companionjones]

Edge of Sleep, a show starring Markiplier has dropped on Amazon Video. Everyone go watch it now!!!!

[masochistiplier]

I was finally able to get back on those account after years. It is nice to still see some of my old mutual still going.

STREAM EDGE OF SLEEP!! IT IS ON AMAZON PRIME.

[bootycap]

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

[bootycap]

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

[prewars-deleted]

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

[bootycap]

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

[captainlordauditor]

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

[boytranscending]

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

[sam-writes]

This post is just multiple punches to the face

[birdbranch-deactivated20241005]

bruce wayne thinks he and clark kent are aware of each other’s superhero identities but clark in fact Does Not

superman: hey bats what are you up tomorrow?

batman: i’m going to go hunting (rich people annual pigeon shooting)

superman in his mind: he’s a vampire

[4b5a20-deactivated20210913]

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[focsle]

I like tumblr because it understands that just because I consent to sound for one video, doesn’t mean I consent to sound for every video. The number of times I’ve been on instagram or twitter and turned my sound on for one thing only to be startled by whatever loud ass thing came next is Many. Love that I have to unmute every time over here.

[trevorendeavors]

YES THIS

[catchymemes]

[bloodytales]

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work

[hungwy]

Look at my post boy

[arachnidsgrrip]

Tumblr is a little too safe today enjoy a fire to incinerate your mutuals

[galiifreyrose]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[libbyframe]

The holy trinity

[cipheramnesia]

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

[cipheramnesia]

That's right, this whole time I've been on HRT for the distracting and alluring cleavage which serves to alleviate so much otherwise awkward social interactions.

No more complex social small talk to navigate, just people trailing off while their eyeballs do the walking. This whole master plan was a stroke of genius.

[dietspam16]

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

[cipheramnesia]

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

[cipheramnesia]

Hold on, I might be stupid.

[vaspider]

No I think you're playing 38C chess.

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[deaths-accountant]

to increase steel production 300%

[vajracchedika]

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