Master Dick’s Escrima Stick

I am a Gay, Enby. They/Them.

[noirbriar]

「また、私をおいていくの…？」 Zero ~Akai Chou~ / Fatal Frame 2 Crimson Butterfly for Halloween. Been awhile and having a rough time lately ( also had covid, like, after almost 3 years?) and just wanted to make something to feel better. So real quick here is an oldie but goodie.

[anti-terf-posts]

Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

[victorinoxghoul]

[rollinrabbit]

I'M JUST KEN (AND I'M ENOUGH) AND I'M GREAT AT DOING ~STUFF~

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[evilscientist3]

[dugaodna]

[theotherendcomics]

Dammit, Donald, stop staring 

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[prodigal-sunlight]

IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE MARIO MOVIE!

- Jack Black’s Bowser is as amazing as you think he’ll be

- Chris Pratt’s Mario is good. Not GREAT, but he does actually put effort into it and it didn’t kill the movie as much as I thought it would.

- The animation is gorgeous. Like, seriously. The action was fun and bouncy, the settings were the perfect blend of silly cartoon and legitimately pretty, and the animation of the power-up was especially fun.

- Don’t expect a super complex story. It is Mario at the end of the day.

- There are a lot of fun easter eggs regarding classic Nintendo games, especially classic Mario games.

- Don’t get your hopes up for Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, or Rosalina; There are cameos for Pauline and the Yoshis though!

- The music is awesome. Like, it’s reimagining’s of classic Mario soundtracks as cinematic music and its really a ton of fun!

- All in all, a good movie. Above all else its just FUN. I definitely recommend it, at the very least for the eyecandy and music.

- You WILL be disappointed how little Luigi is in the movie

- They make Luigi the most likeable little guy and BARELY USE HIM

- Guys you dont understand LUIGI’S MOM IS PROUD OF HIM :( Why do they not use him more

- There needs to be a Luigi’s Mansion movie let him be the main character or else

[superdogbiter]

Bowser:"I will have a date with the love of my life"

Luigi:"Oh great-a. When?"

Bowser:"That depends,when are you free?"

Luigi:"On Satur- Oh"

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[id: a green userbox with a lighter green border and lighter green text that reads “this user is very normal about luigi (no they are not)“ on the left is an image of luigi from super mario bros. /end id]

[kindofanorphan]

Party (affectionate)

Party (derogatory)

[o-kurwa]

I do not understand women

[mod2amaryllis]

girls will be girls

[jenlog]

same energy

[uberguber89]

Ritual

[5149eszter]

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[stardial]

*unskrinkies you*

[byjove]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

[tricotbf]

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

[spiffiesttea]

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

[some-j-name]

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

[spiffiesttea]

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

[byjove]

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

[lorebird]

[catgirlforeskin]

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

[foone]

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

[sulphurdotpng]

Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it's totally normal [-1]

[sulphurdotpng]

Hi everyone thank you for reblogging could you check the original post now 😊

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

blood as an accessory. pick one.

completely naked but soaked in blood

blood trickling out of your eyes and ears

blood-covered hands a la lady macbeth

a stray spray across the face

a smattering across your skin, your face, forearms, like freckles

blood-covered teeth, a trickle running a rivulet down the corner of your mouth

blood covering just the lower half of your face, gorging yourself on raw flesh

bloody handprint shakily down the side of your face where someone held you there

bloody lower lip, from biting too hard (self-inflicted or otherwise)

what else? 🩸🫀

Voting ended onApr 4, 2023

I just think blood’s neat :]

[cipheramnesia]

Now THIS is a good poll.

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Bloodborne Official Artworks

by From Software

Link to the full Artbook