[freakoutgirl]

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

[stylecouncil]

[dogpuppy]

[uncomfortablecliche]

i had to know what ‘corn fuck’ is

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[sexhaver]

this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[turing-tested]

what the fuck is this ad I just got

[turing-tested]

she meets on my gump till it helps

[omtai]

Fuckkk🤣

[metalgearsolid2]

[importantdogimages]

@importantdogimages

[redstonedust]

if i was a robot id make sure i have an inbuilt red LED mode that turns on when im evil and then id use it as a threat whenever im minorly inconvenienced.

[dogpuppy]

[sexhaver]

[sacred-portal]

[mrhealyourgirl]

[slunch]