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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait thatâs actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
I have no outline tho, just vibes
hi, yeah, it's me
me anytime I write dialogue with "said" "argued" "stated" "replied" etc.....
Most infuriating part of writing is having an idea and thinking oh, this is gonna be so good and wanting to IMMEDIATELY share the vision with other people because it's gonna be good but then you start writing it down and - it is gonna be good. Except. It is also gonna take so, so, so long to finish. And in the meantime. You are the only one with The Vision. Alone. Losing your mind. đ
brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.
#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)
i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.
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WHY IS THIS ME
imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesnât exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And heâs been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and theyâre all like âwoah itâs so coolâ and you get upset because itâs NOT COOL itâs a honda civic, the turn signals donât even work âwow it can go up hillsâ yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but theyâve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your exâs only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though itâs a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool itâs actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you canât even prove it but also youâve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
âThis is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,â she said with a smile.
âUnless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.â He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement.Â
âHowever,â she added, shifting in her seat, âitâs appropriate to use a comma if thereâs action in the middle of a sentence.â
âTrue.â She glanced at the others. âYou can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.â
Things I didnât know
âAndââ she waved a pen as though to underline her statementââif youâre interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.â
You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didnât know any of this when writing their stories.
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gonna need this later @anxiety-isnt-bad-babes
therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula
everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test
"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please
Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain â7 doctors couldnât find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?â and House replied without even thinking âit means theyâre idiotsâ and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldnât dream of suing them in a million years
The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I'd straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that's a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death
i love how this works no matter the result
sw*fties will do mental gymnastics to convince themselves taylor's a lyrical genius but let's be real you could compare her crap to poetry written by an emo middle schooler going through baby's first break up and her ass would be left in the dust
why are swifties so against criticism, like if shes that great why are you so defensive about people pointing out her bad qualities?
JUST ADMIT SHE'S BEIGE AND BASIC YALL ITS OK