H u h . W e l l T h e n .

Girl who is fantastically gay as shit. May or may not fight you. Depends on the level of inherent homoeroticism that the fight will produce.

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[luxaii]

Merry Christmas Adam guys

[luminarai]

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

[tlematimun]

from uncle david’s insta:

“thirty years + and counting”

[rosalarian]

If I ever stop getting emotional about the Davids it’s because I’m dead

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[creepish]

i’ve died alone in my room 3000 times nothing you can say can hurt me.

[hubrisisterminal]

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfucker

[everythingfox]

Unmute

[felixcloud6288]

One time I tried a new game in Skyrim where I played an Imperial and specked heavily into non-combat skills like Speech, Smithing, Alchemy, and Enchanting. The intent was he was going to be a shrewd businessman who came to Skyrim as a potential business venture and uses his vast knowledge of item crafting and his riches to make tools to give him an edge in any situation as he explores caves and ruins for valuable artifacts.

Instead, I acquired all the wine I could since it was cheaper than stamina potions and kept chugging it through my first dungeon runs so I could spam power attacks. As a result, while I kept the part of him being a shrewd merchant who could craft valuable items, I changed him to also being an alcoholic who traverses the most dangerous levels of Skyrim only because he's too drunk to realize it's a bad idea. When he comes to, he has no idea why he has all this valuable stuff on him and worries he stole it.

I like to assume he completed the entire story while drunk and had no idea he was the Dragonborn.

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[judas-jpg]

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[twwren]

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

[opatofazquack-deactivated202411]

[silly-jellyghoty]

This is amazing!

[etakeh]

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[everythingfox]

“Yes… this is me in the video!”

(via)

[drinkypie]

hay i saw u talking to that trans girl and i thought i should let u know u might wanna watch out around her, i heard she's into some real adorable shit. like really precious and cute and stuff. yaa man like she's gonna make you cherish her or some shit like that, i dunno. it's just wat i heard

[catilinas]

[prokopetz]

What do you mean "it's not historically accurate"? Of course it's historically accurate. It's an historically accurate 13th Century English knight using historically accurate 15th Century Italian weapons to kill historically accurate 10th Century Danish Vikings in historically accurate 17th Century France. What's not clicking?