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Concept for someone with animation ability

A series of vignettes of the Skyrim guards going about their daily lives, oblivious to the Dragonborn commiting various and increasing elaborate crimes behind them.

Set the song "I Think We're Alone Now."

stealingpotatoes

people raised some good questions on that marrocrow post about what vader would think of two inquisitors dating so here's some potential answers <3

tiny-art-star

I was bored and thought this was funny

mateohelton

correct, this is very funny, quality content i come here for. also so accurate abjhbfsdjf

stealingpotatoes

some inquisical doodles for revenge of the fifth <3

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cowprintsillies

When one of you clearly had the better alien encounter

mateohelton

watched this several times because its hilarious af and i just had to send it to a friend who watch phm and enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed Iron Lung (which is to say, a lot.)

#gotta wait to see where I can watch phm on streaming services later #i've seen lots of good BloodyMary art and fics #and i'm genuinely intrigued rn

stealingpotatoes

Oh no! We forgot to add Palpatine to the list of Star Wars gingers

i have a feeling the other gingers will remove him from that list through a little technique i like to call "grievous bodily harm and/or murder"

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aphractal2

weird teeth with Caine

gamon428

I think I went a little crazy with the sparkles

@ranboolivesaysstuff

I don't know if moonzy likes being tagged on stuff so I will not just in case lmao

mateohelton

SAIKI K MENTIONED GOOD GOOLY THIS IS AWESOME!!!

#The art actually slays in this #And it fits both of them haha

Item: An Enchanted Amulet Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Who's your favorite video game protagonist?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Probably Cal Kestis from Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor

#jedi survivor #jedi fallen order #cal kestis #What is this cat doing #It's pretty mysterious huh

emberphoenixisgoingtolivee

phrases of international online friends

"what do YOU guys call it"

"isn't it [insert time here] over there????"

"GO THE FUCK TO BED"

"good morning" (it's 6pm in your timezone)

"do you have/say [thing] over there"

"how's the weather over there?" (probably better than yours)

moltengoldveins

”some force users can touch an object and sense the history in it” literally fucking insane. Do you have any idea what this would do to like. Eight scientific fields. Forensics. Archaeology. Military strategy. You have an instant - albeit finicky - replay button for anything from a crime scene to a 2000-year-old artifact used for “””fertility rituals””” what do you MEAN. How the fuck are they functioning in the temple when every stone has the souls of a thousand years of fellow Jedi imprinted on them. Nobody let them touch a mando, those armor sets are passed down parent to child and only barely reforged to fit. Thats the equivalent of 12d10 psychic damage straight to the prefrontal cortex. What does it feel like for them to touch a painting an artist did of their child? Would they be able to sense the love between photographer and their spouse by touching a photo they took? I wonder if that’s a whole other art form in and of itself in the temple, where artists have to spend the entire duration of the creation process meditating on one specific thing so that another Force user can pick up on the undertones in the force as they see/hear/watch/touch/taste it. “It was made with love” is an actual practical necessity in Jedi temple cooking, because otherwise the food can cause anything from a shit mood to an allergic reaction in the more sensitive younglings and padawans especially. Teenage padawans eating food from outside the temple for the first time on missions and developing a taste for “angry” food or “drunk” food (ie the cook was angry/drunk when they made it) the way some kids who grew up eating beans and rice get really into ghost peppers and shit when they get older.