gotta go fast

Hello hello, welcome to my cave. Nancy, 30, California.

[may12324]

Plate, chainmail, swords, and straps ⚔️

[flamygibi]

🔆

[lavenderpanic]

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[alicent-florent]

Simone Ashley for Burberry's High Summer 2026

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[fruitofthemoon]

[t-800]

do not have discord sex i was stroking my shit and discord face id'ed my cock as the 5300 year old mummy otzi i can't log in anymore

[songsomi]

Hades II (2025) dev. Supergiant Games In the name of Hades, let us begin.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[ivorysketching]

I love her muscles.

[sharkodactyl]

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

[sharkodactyl]

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

[sharkodactyl]

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

[sharkodactyl]

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

[sharkodactyl]

so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

[sharkodactyl]

#HOW DARE SHE THATS JUST CRUEL OF HER #IT SOUNDS LIKE MERRY WOULDVE MADE HER ONE HADE SHE JUST ASKED! (via @thelittleredheadedmusician)

i NEED to defend merry’s honor here. merry made shanneth the evil dragon lady a friendship bracelet MONTHS ago. shanneth just didn’t want that one, she wanted to steal naeric’s. because she is evil.

[sharkodactyl]

OKAY. with the power of friendship we have finally beaten shanneth!!! and freed naeric!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉💛💛💛

shanneth is NOT dead because merry still firmly believes that shanneth can should will and must be her best friend. but shanneth left the planet so merry’s just going to be bugging her every day over sending until shanneth succumbs to her charms. just like her ex did. SPEAKING OF: merry recovered naeric’s friendship bracelet and made shanneth a new one to make up for naeric’s!

(btw the convo went like this:

merry: if you’d wanted another friendship bracelet i could have just made you one!! shanneth: i didn’t want another friendship bracelet. i wanted to steal this one. to be mean. merry: oh! well it didn’t work. it didn’t seem mean, it just seemed like you wanted to be friends!!! shanneth: i- merry: what’s your favorite color? :) shanneth: i mean. it’s green.

)

and then naeric and the party had a sleepover in his cave and we all painted each other’s nails and gossiped and did quizzes from fantasy tiger beat. he is open and willing to love again! so if you are single and you are an adult evil dragon who is willing to be evil towards everyone EXCEPT your boyfie…hit him up via sending. or hit merry up via sending and she’ll pass it along.

me and the bestie :’) he’s still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet on his horn! because friendship always wins.

[elanorpam]

THE TALE HAD A HAPPY ENDING

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[pidgeydraws]

To his surprise, and to the halfling's as well, Dwahvel then rushed up to him and leaped upon him, wrapping him in a hug. She broke free quickly and backed away, composing herself.

"For luck and nothing more," she said. "Of course I prefer your victory to that of the dark elves."

Thanks to @revajiki for this commission

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege