Maxwell

"...I’ve even had a long talk with Maxwell. He’s much kinder than I thought he’d be. Long Thinker. Deep talker.”

[glowcowboy]

bro you have to consider the impies (cool new way to say implications) of the sitchie (cool new way to say situation)

[lordansketil]

[copepods]

he’s pathetic. he’s emotionally repressed. he’s lost every fight he’s ever been in. he’s a whore. he’s hopelessly in love. he’s a war criminal. he’s socially inept. he’s hated by god. he’s even transgender

[sully-s]

Clark: Lots of people read The Silmarillion Bruce

Bruce: No, they really don't Clark.

[jaubaius]

[yesilian]

Instant good mood

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

I didn’t even need the volume for this mood raiser

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gay-irl]

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[kevindrakewriter]

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

[bevismusson]

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

pr*tty b*y

[mareep-is-transfem]

pretty boy (derogatory)

[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

pretty boy (derogatory (flirtatious))

[mesopelagic]

time sensitive question how flirt boy

[mesopelagic]

thanks guys

[secretlysweetmonsters]

what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?

[modelsof-color]

Yassine Jaajoui by Jason Hetherington for Observer Magazine - November 2020

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[sixft]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunshine-tattoo]

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

[hummingirls]

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

[flagellant]

“Po from Kung Fu Panda is a himbo,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5rd row stands: Jack Black himself

[lilaccatholic]

5rd

[the-tumblest-jacob-deactivated2]

we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe

[dechart]

this post is such a rollercoaster

[call-me-shriggy]

liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it's like regular serotonin but sexier

[oedipiphany]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that evil serotonin is the most powerful of all serotonins

[buyakasha]

*sprinkling my traits throughout my ocs* this one is the kid in me and all my wonder. this one is my self-worth issues and anger. this one is my absolute desire to be over six feet tall

[cherubf]

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

[duoduosion]