Ding Dong

K,27,Cancer,Neutral Good, INFJ. Multifandom with mild obsession with The 100.

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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First like and this has already found its intended audience

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uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[darkcomedies]

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[wibblyrlin]

DOCTOR WHO | “The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe”

[necromancelena]

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

[angrymurderchild]

[thatone-highlighter]

Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

[necromancelena]

This post is funny because every day for the past year I get at least a few back and forth tag chains in my notifs that are people roleplaying elaborate paw based battles and you can tell that 90 percent of the time it is thinly veiled flirting.

[1am4am]

Crushes are for children, my darling. I have mind-bending, world-ending, heart-wrenching affairs.

- Jaskier

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD POST

[shadesofmauve]

A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[selenay936]

I suddenly feel so much better about that time I waited to email my boss until after taking the serious painkillers for my back.

He believed that I was definitely not up to working that day 😂

Pro tip: email then pills, not pills then email 😂

[only-tiktoks]

[deathcomes4u]

I don't care how old you are, this is RELEVENT TO YOU.

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[juliuscaesarofficial]

[charlesoberonn]

“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

(check out the other parts here)

What do these four have in common?

[closetextrovert]

Enemies with a wolf

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Little Red Riding Hood is preyed on by the Big Bad Wolf

Puss from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is hunted by Death, taking the form of an anthropomorphic wolf

Zant from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is trying to stop Link, who in this game can take the form of a wolf

Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys is enemies with Mr. Wolf, who is an anthropomorphic wolf (as his name implies)

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[the-colossal-nerd]

They have names with repetition?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Jeong Jeong from Avatar

Moto Moto from Madagascar

Señor Senior Sr. from Kim Possible

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[thepoweroffriendshipgivesumoney]

Destruction of the Moon

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Clara from Doctor Who destroyed the moon by letting a creature hatch out of it

Korosensei from Assassination Classroom blue a giant chunk out of the moon, making it a permanent crescent

Dr. Eggman from Sonic used his space station’s laser to blow up the moon

Piccolo from Dragon Ball used a chi attack to destroy the moon to stop Gohan’s Saiyan transformation

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[moonwatcher87]

Famous Tumblr Posts

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Do you like the color of the sky?

Are fedoras really that bad?

I like your shoelaces

spiders georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

[summergirl2408]

they all have the initials PW ?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Pharrell Williams

Pendleton Ward

Patrick Warbutron

Paul Walker

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what the hidden theme is?)

[2kawaii4u-bishes]

Oh my gosh it is moon moon

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

Goddammit moon moon!

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

Thank you so much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo​ for coming up with the brilliant theme and helping me out with the questions.

[unbotheredmuse]

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

when people on twitter or tiktok say "yeah tumblr is bad, its always been bad and gross and problematic" do they know its always been completely self-curated too or are we gonna leave that part out

[x-i-l-verify]

#I always love people saying they can't escape the discourse cuz like #barring incidents of targeted harassment (which does happen) #the reason you can't escape the toxicity is you actively choose not to unfollow/block people #that's why discourse bloggers are so invested in saying blocking them means they won arguments #they need people to believe there's no escape without compromising your principles #also most of them believe they're Truth Coming Out Of The Well To Shame Mankind #when to quote someone I sadly can't remember the url of #they're actually Moron Coming Out Of Left Field To Be Annoying

[beepiesheepie]

[silver-tongues-blog]

tumblr is one of the last social medias that remembers the old saying "dont feed the trolls" while everyone else is lining up to give trolls a 5 course meal

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[pococurantina]

i believe we've reached a consensus

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Let's make a dinosaur!

I will draw one with proportions as close to the results as I can.

Tail

Torso

Neck

Head

Arms?

Legs

Claws

Teeth

Spikes?

Fancy head crest?

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#we got 3% head and 27% crest

I'm starting to think I may have messed up by including the word "fancy", and thus making the crest option more appealing. Oh well. Polls can't be edited once they're posted, so it will be shaped however it will be shaped.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Why are there so many people in the notes going "I hope someone draws this"? OF COURSE I'm going to draw it, that's the whole point! Look at this blog! You really think I won't draw a dinosaur? I will draw the wretched beast after the poll closes next week and I have the final results.

"where are the horns?" "no thagomizer?" There's a limit of 10 options when you make a poll here, so both of those would fit under the spikes category.

"what about boobs?" Boobs are mammal nonsense, we're making a reptile.

"where's vanilla extract?" listen. I will make a pinhole camera out of your skull.

"I voted torso" Thank you, thank you, good!!! More torso please!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

The votes are in! I have put them in a pie chart to help visualize them better.

I put a question mark next to the things I considered optional, but I think that might have made them more appealing, just like the word "fancy". (Yes arms are at least mostly optional, look at carnotaurus! That guy can't be more than 1% arm.)

Here he is:

I think this one actually slightly under represents the teeth. They all died tragically young from not being able to eat enough, and also perhaps from the gruesome jaw infections that come of being 10% teeth and only 8% head. I'm not a biologist, I'm just an alterations tailor/dinosaur cartoonist, but I figure that's probably pretty bad.

Also, yes I see the comments saying it must be a pterosaur, what with the big crest and the more arm than leg, but I don't think pterosaur crests are very fancy. As far as I'm aware they're relatively plain big cones, and wouldn't have space to put spikes on, so I figured a good Fancy head crest would be Ceratopsian But More.

Here's a little tourist dinosaur taking pictures of it in a museum.

I did some pencil sketches first and have put them up on patreon.