maya's blog of things?

Just a blog for me to share my art, writing, and fan stuff. Mostly Dragon Age and Star Wars, with sprinklings of anything and everything.

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[ambris]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that

[mayaiai-blog]

H2O: Just Add Water S1;E23 // Mako Mermaids S3;E16

Bonus:

[mayaiai-blog]

hi i’m alive!

[stimman4000]

.

[epicaandk-creative]

@we-cool-beans

[we-cool-beans]

I do not completely understand the context of this but yes. I absolutely agree.

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

AWEEE

[lesbiannova]

Lesbian Pride Icons featuring Atris

I remade my lesbian Atris icons with @sadlesbeandisaster‘s lesbian flag and @allukazaoldyeck‘s edit of the flag

If you use them, credit is very much appreciated but not necessary.

[mupparts]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aspergersprincess]

Auditory Processing Problems

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

•*gets really focused on staring out the window and goes through four songs without hearing a single on*

[jaspurr]

someone is whispering to their friends in the library, you don’t even know who this person is but you know their major, what state they grew up in, and their hobbies during high school. you just wanted to find a quiet spot to do your chemistry homework.

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

being yelled at for “not listening” by friends and family. 

[ossuariies]

God. God. God. God.

[milliecoyote]

This entire post is so fucking relatable it hurts

[winterwombat]

“You just need to learn to tune it out.”

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

Struggling to explain why this one sound is the most horrible thing in the world while other very similar sounds are fine. 

[vibinwitch]

you’re trying to listen to what some very important person is trying to say, but you can only focus on the conversations of the ppl around you

[cupcakeslushie]

sitting in a restaurant and thinking the people sitting next to you are being SO loud because you can hear everything they’re saying, but when you mention it you get weird looks so obviously you’re just overreacting.

not being able to handle the little keyboard sounds as your mom types a text from across the room, but when you ask your mom (who is a quadruple texter) to put her phone on silent you get a murderous look, like you’ve asked her to kill her cat.

turning on ambient noises and trying to relax, only to end up turning it off because it’s not actually helping you fall asleep.

“the speakers are making this high pitched noise”

“what the hell are you talking about?”

“THE SPEAKERS ARE PRACTICALLY SCREAMING HOW DO YOU NOT HEAR THAT??”

“Just ignore it, and focus on the show.”

[run-on-lightning]

people telling me “how the fuck can you hear the wall clock ticking but not understand a word im saying when im talking to you??” (i swear i’m not ignoring you, i just can’t process your words)

[runaon-deactivated20200126]

and the absolute kicker:  it took me nearly three decades of life to realise that all of the above meant I had an auditory processing disorder because, quite frankly, it isn’t discussed enough.  and by enough, i mean at all.

[the-kitteh]

I… experienced way too many of these not to be stunned right now.

[criophorus]

I often tell people I just have bad hearing cus they don’t understand. I just can’t process their words. I’m trying, it’s just hard.

[blackgirloutrage2-blog]

PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first.

[dynastylnoire]

I’m in a FB group where dudes 30 and older were having full tantrums over this post. These are the same guys that admit:

Not deleting nudes post break up

Not believing when women that were sexually assaulted

Not believing sex with a partner that is sleeping is rape

Etc.

Please do not date people that take issue with your protecting yourself.

[adreamdeferred]

i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety.

[dandridgegirl]

Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text.

[furbytheminx]

Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more.

[on-your-knees-darling]

All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge.

[literalnobody]

[seashellronan]

*handwrites “asdfghhjkjssjs ily” on your birthday card*

[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[homosociallyyours]

He sees what you have tweeted

He knows your Facebook likes

He heard that shit you did last month, and he says FUCKIN YIKES.

[hollyleafdeservedbetter]

HEY Y'ALL JUST A HEADS UP SIMS 4 IS ONLY $5 RIGHT NOW UNTIL JAN 11TH 10 AM PST.

GET IT HERE

[frogluv123-deactivated20201112]

reblog to save a life (and a wallet)

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

Knights of the Old Republic + Screenshots of Despair, part 4.

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

sippy

[thaisha-lloys-future-wife]

@my-beautiful-thief

[feyriane]

inquisitor: after what happened with blackwall im hosting a party to find out who else in this inquisition is a fucking liar. i bought a polygraph mage from the nearest Circle for 99 GP. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Solas at the party:

[highkey-hoemo]

@geekremix

[overpricedvodka]

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

[taffylemonknees-deactivated2018]

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

[miracufic]

Update on #cakegate.

[thecakemonsters]

Omg this is madness