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Hi I’m Britany, 21, Chicago. the contents of the blog will change according to season

[politijohn]

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We deserve to live in a society where companies like Intuit cease to exist

[scottyinamerica]

If the government is involved this will just be another disaster! 😂😂😂

[politijohn]

Government inefficiency is due to private influences (corporations and the rich). Anyone who seriously thinks the private sector is more capable of handling public services simply has to read the article directly above for an example of how they are failing you. This move to make tax returns a public service is the exact opportunity to prevent private influences from muddying an otherwise efficient process

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

[themotherofhorses]

@inlovewithhisblueeyes love u bestie <333 im here rallying up the troops for y’all

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

growing up is realizing that you’re going to be a girlemployee instead of a girlboss

[imgonnakillyourayromano123]

join your girlunion babes

[isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv]

Crabs deserve voting rights too I think

[savedgame]

how will they tap the screen with claws

[isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv]

You're so ignorant it's not even funny

[savedgame]

whose ignorant now you stupid dead bitch

[hypokeimena]

constantly constantly thinking about this

[aflo]

[tylerposey]

People are already hating the Teen Wolf movie like that wasn’t at all unexpected 😂 I’m just here for vibes and to see these characters again

[assiraphales]

dear diary I am still banished (do not have access to the polls feature) and am beginning to fear I will never step foot onto the promised land 

[normal-horoscopes]

I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.

[normal-horoscopes]

The beast wailed at me until I was forced to caress it.

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[sacredstem]

it annoys me how the bastardized version of this post got memed …. she GAVE cunt she SERVED and she DIED…… remember that ..

[lyingfigure]

in that orderrrrr

[animentality]

[formaldehydefce]

Namor truly representing the POC experience by coming to the surface, telling everyone his name, and then–despite hearing how *he himself* said it–everyone mispronouncing it for the rest of the film.

[youremybluebanisters]

Now why wasn’t this shot in the movie

[thelastharbinger]

Ryan Coogler saying how Namor is basically Peter Pan (in that he's forever young and quite charming because of his playfulness, *I think about that scene where he spooks Shuri with what would happen to her body underwater if she visited Talokan, only to 2 seconds later be like "or you can wear a suit, we have a couple of those." Also the name Namor is literally derived from the phrase "El niño sin amor/ The child without love"*)

AND how he wanted Namor to have a vibe that is "seductive and threatening, which Tenoch does really well. He has very rich eyes that can hold a lot."

Like yes! Tenoch's eyes is where the magic of his acting really comes to fruition and we should talk about that more!

[bebx]

Imagine working at Marvel and when someone ask you what you do you have to tell them your job is to basically edit out Marvel actors’ d—

[butterballbuttnakey]

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