[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[timmy-06]

the bat nest 🦇

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[xinakwans]

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

[penandinkprincess]

so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"

[literaryroses]

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[poketcg-art]

Lotad -- Wintr Wandr

[letmebegaytodd]

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

[letmebegaytodd]

You know what happy pride to those two guys

[letmebegaytodd]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: It's unhealthy to eat past 9 PM.

Tim, eating pizza at 3 AM: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tb-png]

hot summer day with a couple of baby robins ☀️ 🍦 🐥 ~!

[tb-png]

not all of them want ice cream though, so bruce has to hold the rest of his little gaggle

[rhymo-s]

Robins

[lunarpogu]

sometimes after alcatraz, before chris’ deployment to louisiana, they got back together just a bit longer.

ik they got real freaky on the bed. competitive too🤷

[tojustforart]

Buddies

[yomeiart]

I can’t stop thinking about Knightfight!Jason. Thank you Dan Mora for this

[closeupofpaintings]

[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[paper-mario-wiki]

[lilnasxvevo]

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

[bingomann]

[triple--a--threat]