lmao

extremely passionate about nuggets

[mintmilano]

My favorite straight people proverb is “not that there’s anything wrong with that”

[oyasumiii-punpun]

him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

[funnystories]

funny story

one time in sixth grade i got into a fight with my best friend. after some time, we started talking to each other again on msn messenger. we had been chatting for a while until we realized we hadn’t “officially” made up yet so she asked me “will you be my friend again?”. i then simultaneously thought back of the recent hannah montana episode i saw where lilly and miley fought and lilly asked the same question. miley’s answer was “no” “…i’ll be your BEST friend”. thinking that she was so cool saying that i wanted to reply the same way. so i sent her “no” and before i could type out the rest of it my internet decided to disconnect. needless to say, she didn’t talk to me after that.

[gifthetv]

[rafrica]

when you’re a lying ass power bottom living in the heteropatriarchy

[joeyfoxofficial]

Eh I’d still let him plow me.

[flowure]

when somebody is crying and ur like

[greelin]

[while choking back a sob, tears visible] i’m good dude i’m so good. i’m way fucking. good. man. i’m GOOD

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

[defendpizza-eatpoppunk]

Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

no it doesn’t.

[problemactic]

[problemactic]

reporter:

[rinssharks]

[jenniferlawurence]

[weloveshortvideos]

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

ohmygod

[twister]

the funniest part about this vine is that u can literally see her get the idea to tape her nose like that omg 

[eviosion]

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

GUYS SERIOUSLY 

G U Y S

[katiemyladyy]

we could have had a singing career.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

what i learned from school

im a fucking piece of shit

everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[yeahiwasintheshit]

cant argue with that

[bortoukali]

[patrik-star]

I feel you

[bosspanel-blog]

Only people that I trust can touch my hair