The McRanter

This is the page for Darren Forest, AKA The McRanter, @NonSequitorGod on twitter, and writer of Greetings From Duskmire. I like Monster Strike, Soul Sacrifice Delta, and stuff that's either creepy, silly, or zany.

[stay-off-the-hook]

くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡

Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

[retrowaifu]

Same thing

[mcranter]

WHERE THE LIE THO

[blackgeeksunited]

Saturday September 26 Baltimore comic con

I cosplayed as pinkie pie wearing her gala dress. It was a lot of fun and I took pictures with tons of little kids. And some adults lol. It was a lot of work to make the dress but very worth it.

[blackgeeksunited]

Reblogging because I did not spend three sleepless nights making this dress for 50 notes

[nittany-tiger]

Awesome job with that dress.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Those YouTube rantsonas are all fucking Yatzhee Croshaw’s fault

[rensbogusadventure]

Fight the REAL enemy, OP

[thepleasuregoblin]

Egoraptor will answer for his sins one day but sequelitis came out in 2011 and zp came out in 2007 so we still know who the progenitor is

[hatsglassesandlawlsohmy]

There’s a presence more ancient and chaotic lurking in the shadows of the before times.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Oh fuck

[overflowchute]

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

[8foldhero-deactivated20181214]

this makes so much more sense now???

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

[drethelin]

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

[shitifindon]

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

[featurelessorb]

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

[thehypnobunny]

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

[lauramkaye]

Bless you for making it scan

[kazoomusic]

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

[kazoomusic]

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

[callmebliss]

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

[drethelin]

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

[shitifindon]

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

[featurelessorb]

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

[thehypnobunny]

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

[lauramkaye]

Bless you for making it scan

[kazoomusic]

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

[kazoomusic]

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

[callmebliss]

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[leaping-hare-witchery-deactivat]

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

[notoriouslynay]

Money postttt

[jaymanic]

Cant hurt to try

[nightsonguniverse]

Please let me a that job so i can make my own money😥

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

i can’t

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

Pikachu isn’t gonna let this racist bullshit slide.

[bisectedbrioche]

Why are we congratulating Pikachu when that’s blatantly a Mimikyu shaped hole?

[mcranter]

Because Mimikyu's costume is working

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[mcranter]

...did Dan Avidan discover the location of Night Vale?

[jacebeleren]

OK SO PEARL’S NAME

ok so you probably know that pearl’s outfit in octo expansion is based on the notorious b.i.g. aka biggie smalls

what you probably dont know is that pearl’s full name in japanese is “houzuki hime”. houzuki comes from “daio houzuki ika”, which is the colossal squid. hime comes from “hime ika”, the northern pygmy squid. 

basically what im saying here is. pearl’s japanese name is “colossal pygmy” which is literally the squid version of “biggie smalls”

[ichiji-sceneka-deactivated20230]

@magicalgirlmindcrank

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[mcranter]

We JUST said it's literally how teenagers talk, dingus.

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

i lose my shit at this post every time

[mcranter]

But you forgot the B-Plot, OP:

Emily Richington:. Hnnnng that hurrrse is SO low clahhhse, It shan't defeat my DAHLING Kensington in the Hohhhse Show, indeed. *Haughty nasal laughter accented by the giggly tittering of her twin followers/friends/tagalongs*

Sara:. ILL SHOW YOU YOU PRISSY SO EN SO!

*horse training montage*

*at the horse show*

Judge: and da winnah is... Misery!

Emily: b-b-b-bwhaaaaaaaat?!?!???!?!?!?! *Goofy fainting, caught by twin friends, one on each arm, and they lead her to a rich girl fainting couch, because of course she has one*

Sara: I'm sorry for being rude I just didn't have any friends

Emily: m-m-....me... Either. *Gross sobbing, everyone is friends with horses, credits roll.*

[brownnesscrew]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

[bgm05]

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

[mcranter]

And they have the balls to serve melted Velveeta as a "gourmet cheese dip" because they added chopped parsley before they nuked it for three minutes.

[whitepeopletwitter]

The simple things in life

[mcranter]

Cowards. A real man can do all three! Granted ,doing them in the correct order would help.

[badsciencejokes]

Dr Pepper #badsciencejokes — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2miIpoJ

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

Chocolate

[guitars-in-trees]

Celery

[n7reject]

Coffee

[local-nonbinary-cryptid]

Ceviche

[mcranter]

Terrier