"i mean can you even set an oven hot enough to start a fire without putting like, paper or something super flammable in it?" these were the things fizz was sure he'd actually know if ozzie let him use the kitchen back home. "shouldn't whoever makes ovens in general make sure that isn't possible? especially to help people who like us who want to cook faster?" they were obviously the most important customers for whatever the fuck business was in charge of ovens. "it also saves on cleanup so we're not wasting water to wash a knife that was useless anyway. hopefully we won't like burn our tongue off testing, but i don't think they get that hot."
"i doubt it! i feel like they wouldn't sell them to people if they were that dangerous." it would be something that you would need a permit for, wouldn't it? and she was pretty sure she never signed anything about oven safety. "i think they have to have some kind of failsafe in them that it can't be that dangerous to use. i mean, i think children help in the kitchen!" setting it higher couldn't be that bad to at least get this done faster. "i think we'll be perfectly fine, we lived in hell i can't imagine an oven is going to feel all that hot, all things considered."












