Sparkle On✨

[passion-of-l0vers]

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

[moniquill]

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

[passion-of-l0vers]

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

[passion-of-l0vers]

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[pukicho]

Okay man.

[pukicho]

The brass section is here

[oifaaa]

Not sure if its just the younger sibling instinct in me but I fucking love watching people play video games please just let me sit beside you as you play a game

[oifaaa]

Not sure if its just the older sibling in me but I also fucking love having someone sit beside me while I play games

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

[smol-civet]

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak

[cannolipony]

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[crabussy]

they jump if you click them by the way. but watch out

[inevitablyuncertain]

ough. the whimsy.

[crabussy]

imagine dragons enemy voice everybody draw a little ponyyy... eat the stable feed. everybody wants to be. a pony

[magicratfingers]

run my stallions

[magicratfingers]

noooo my stallions (i sent him $10)

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[furryprovocateur]

hello petsmart? i was wondering if you had any fat dogs who were prone to howling after being ragebaited

[incisedwound]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[toaster-os]

[iamnotlanuk]

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

[drtrinitysantos]

friday the 13th leading into valentine's weekend is so crayzmazingly pussy popping I feel gothically horny just thinking about it

[lokaror]

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

[orcposts]

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

[lokaror]

*loads back to before you noticed*