small-to-medium sized 'nope'

Illustration, graphic design, and assorted dogs.

[achillesinhighheels]

[julianplum]

🧡 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟✨ // for day 3 of folktale week 2023: sea! // gouache on paper

a little study of scales, texture, and light for a larger project I'm working on! also made this one into wrapping paper because I CAN'T be the only one who wants to wrap fish presents for people????

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[watsername]

'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

[lovecrumbss]

𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻; 𝓪 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽

[filmnoirsbian]

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[deus-ex-aquila]

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[stuffandthings]

Jonathan at the start of May 12: Dracula could make a great lawyer :)

Jonathan at the end of May 12: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE

[the-haiku-bot]

Jonathan at the

end of May 12: WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cheltrei]

[whatleighdoesnext]

Twitter stealing our ideas again

[the-gay-cryptid]

No, they can have this one. I think it would be funny

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[mellointheory]

This person understands. I keep seeing people in the notes who dont get it saying “oh its just haikubot’s creator” shut up shut up it’s a bot made by another human to take our words and turn them into art and art is the greatest fucking form of love on this earth. Art is seeing something and showing that it is beautiful. Art is the story of one person saying i love you i love you i love you and thousands of people saying it back. Do you understand? The bot is the love because that’s what it was made to say.

[kiriyuus]

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

[cloud--atlas]

bringing this back because it becomes possibly funnier the second (third forth) time around

oh my god

[medium-nope]

It's improved even more when you realise Séamas now has a Proper Grown Up Job as a columnist for the Observer and Guardian.

[foolfortune]

[the-knights-who-say-book]

neighbor’s ducks have become more confident in voicing their general disapproval at the state of things. i’m not sure what the state of things is but i’m sure they’re right

[garnetgh0st]

🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

Hey everybody take one for tomorrow

[juliuscaesarofficial]

🥺

[nessa007]

THANK YOU, RYAN BERGARA AND SHANE MADEJ! Buzzfeed Unsolved (2016 - 2021)