meeple catto

I like cats, fanfiction, arts, and some other stuff I can't remember rn

[only-cat-memes]

[forcearama]

The lexical divergences didn't make the mutual intelligibility any service.

Polish: I'm looking for kids at the shop.

Czech: I'm fucking kids in the basement

I ugly-laugh/cackled in a short burst when I saw this.

A) because language is INSANE; B) because OH MY GOD how unfortunate;

and C) that you knew my language nerd self would appreciate this (truly awful) situation.

To be honest? The more I learn about Slavic Languages the more I am convinced that at least HALF the strife in the region is because someone misinterpreted what someone else was saying. Or if something was a QUESTION VERSUS A STATEMENT, YOU BEAUTIFUL CHAOS MANIACS.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[wintersmitth]

In Ukrainian this'd mean "Looking for kids in a burial vault".

[meeplecatto]

Har virkeligt lyst til en pizza med frisk mozzarella iceberg salat og skinke

Fuckkkkk fanden mand hvor jeg sulter efter sårn en

Brormand jeg vil smovse mig i den

Aughhhh deb himmelske smagg

Jeg tror måske også der var basilikum på? Kn ik helt huske det, men jeg vil bare gerne æde sårn en pizza lige nu

Ikke ret logisk, men jeg træt og småsulten

Fuck hvir sårn pizza være banger lige nu

[aromanticgold]

Sometimes I wanna mute tumblrs certain things but it'd feel cruel to mute such things.

I prefer being oblivious but I'm aware that shutting it out isn't the right thing to do.

Stkll. I'd prefer anything else

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[outofcontextarthur]

[daft-junk-blog]

cities breaking down on a camels back

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[daysleftofsecondterm]

To all the people saying “fetish shit”, yall ought to see how much menstrual smut there is on AO3. The only functional difference would be the lack of mess and a change in how we fap.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

… not the account I thought I was using but. I stand by this.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

(tags via @mias-back-from-the-dead)

[daysleftofsecondterm]

untrue, the situations are completely different; I have no intention of abandoning this account

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[lakeyyyyu]

Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.

[meeplecatto]

I don't think I would've loved the ending as much as I do, if I had left without questions.

I don't think I'd have cared as much for the series if it had been flawless.

I've been given answers to interpret and questions to think about, I've been given reasons to think about the series after its ending.

Is predictability really such a bad thing?

Why would it be bad for a story to follow through with its foreshadowing?

Would it be satisfying if the writer changed their story every time a fan picks up on the clues that writer had carefully put in?

If the writer changed the story to spite your theories, no matter how little sense it would make?

Be honest with yourself, would anything actually have satisfied you?

I might come back to this post later, when I've had more time to digest the ending more.

And I also want to come back when the no-spoilers period ends.

[phantomrose96]

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

[phantomrose96]

I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.

Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.

And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.

And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

just grabbed my glasses like this and tried to put them on and punched myself in the face

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"why would you pick them up like that" because I have no respect for the laws of god or man, next question

[wheelie-sick]

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

[wheelie-sick]

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

[chuckletons]

favorite johnny bravo scene

[willemdafemboy]

[benihana-circumcision]

the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment

[lizluvscupcakes]

@peppermints-and-lemon-zest