le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).
I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train
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le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).
I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train
doctor who is like heres one of the most complicated and tragic friends-to-enemies-to-friends-to-lovers stories youll ever experience about two very tormented people finding and losing each other again and again and again across time and space and wanting each other without reaching for each other and caring for each other without wanting to admit it and crying for each other without the other knowing but one of their names is ‘the master’ and one of their names is ‘the doctor’ so you cant take any of it seriously at all
love this post bc it reminded me that the master literally ages the doctor into a shitty 2000s cgi raisin and pushes him around singing scissor sisters’ “i can’t decide” and then later in the SAME ARC dies in the doctor’s arms ON PURPOSE just to spite him as he screams and sobs for him 2 stay alive so he’s not left alone in the universe
What do you mean “the same arc”, it happens in the same episode
can the pope comment plz?
RIHligion
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS
I am incapable of scrolling past Teddy eating pumpkins. I must reblog. Too much cuteness.
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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MERLIN CHALLENGE Day 6: Funniest Scene (”The Death Song of Uther Pendragon”, 5x03)
Another quiz from your’s truly
how would you dress as a man in the 1950′s except it’s weirdly aggresive and oddly specific
i don’t appreciate how oddly specific this is
I didn’t ASK to be called out like this wtf
Beatnik
You’re a little bit depressed, aren’t you? You’re also hella cool, dress well, and everyone thinks you’re “going to do something great.” It’s a little overwhelming, but you keep writing your poetry and screaming into the void that you exist and you won’t be quiet! The future makes you nervous and the overwhelming sense of “something is wrong” is always in your mind. You live for the moment because you can’t handle thinking any other way. You talk of great aspirations and write poems and make art as proof you lived life to the fullest, but you aren’t sure what the fullest is. It’s pushing off the inevitable boring life you know you’ll end up in, but it sure as hell is fun to rebel, isn’t it?
This is a serious issue though.
Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically don’t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.
It’s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.
This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didn’t own the tractors they bought from them….
Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you can’t modify the car or do anything with it that they’d consider “unbecoming of the brand”, which is why they were able file this suit.
It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of “do you own what you buy?” being a huge a debate (especially in tech).
This is pretty much Ferrari’s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from God’s hands or something. They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesn’t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for “status”. They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.
Just an update
Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ™
It’s worth noting that Ferruccio Lamborghini, the founder of the company originally only made tractors. His company became successful and at some point he bought a Ferrari, but had a complaint with the car. He ended up taking this complaint to Enzo Ferrari, himself, who told the man he did not take advice from a mere tractor maker. Four months later the first Lamborghini sports was birthed out of pure spite. I’d like to this somewhere he’s enjoying this immensely.
So basically what I’m hearing is Ferrari is Anish Kapoor and Lamborghini is Stuart Semple, but with cars.
reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night
this woman is imo the funniest person on YouTube
Her name is Karolina Zebrowska and she is a national treasure
She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT
I reblog this every time I see it bc Karolina is a fashion historian, but more importantly, a hilarious human being who is forever calling out modern media for presenting false version of the past and perpetuating ignorance
he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states
Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is
The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?
The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,
I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”
#oh my god is THAT why you guys are so weird
Yeah 100%
Don’t let these tags die omfg
10/10 can confirm
absolutely bonkers that my own tags have crossed my dash like this more than fifteen reblogs after i wrote them
I moved to another state. 30 minutes away. My family acts like I betrayed them and can’t understand my life choices. It’s completely different way of life, especially during covid. Completely different country.
every single fucking time one of those articles of “things europeans find weird about america” complains that sales tax isn’t included
states set the sales tax!!! it’s literally different across state lines!!! american retailers can’t add it bc they’d have to account for 50 different prices!!!!!!!
It gets even more insane! California’s clean air standards for cars and other such things are so much higher than everyone else’s! So if a car manufacturer in Detroit wants to sell their damn cars in California, they need to build their cars to California clean air standards. But retooling an assembly line and car design to have some cars meet California clean air standards, while building others to other clean air standards is a lot of work, so car manufacturers all over the country have to build all their cars to California clean air standards.
Which is why California went into an uproar earlier this year when the Federal Government tried to argue that states can’t set their own environmental guidelines! “Fuck you!” says California, “we remember Los Angeles in the 80s, how bad the smog gets, go pollute your own damn air over in your own damn state where there isn’t a thermal inversion layer to trap all the smog down near ground level!”
“But you’re making it soooo haaaaaard to sell our cars everywhere else!” they whine.
“Fuck you!” California shouts. “And while we’re at it, we don’t give a shit what you say, Mister President, we’re gonna open our damn states when we’re good and ready, and our friends Nevada, Oregon, Colorado, and Washington State agree! Also, we’ve decided to legalize weed!”
“But the Federal Government says it’s illegal!” shouts the other states.
“Fuck you, we make the drug laws in our state, and we say toke up!”
“Now, hang on!” shouts the Federal government. “You can legalize weed in your state, but all banks are federal agencies, so if your weed dispensaries set up bank accounts, those accounts have money from illegal practices in it and are subject to seizure by the federal government!”
“FINE!” shouts California. “Hey, weed guys, you can keep selling weed, but you can only deal in cash!”
“How the fuck is that supposed to work!?”
“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, TAKE IT UP WITH DC!”
“By the way, if you’re gay married elsewhere, we won’t recognize it,” mutters Texas.
“OH FUCK YOUUUUUUU!”
And so it goes and so it goes…
“What’s sales tax?” says Montana. “What’s road maintainence?” “also what’s a speed limit?”
I’m literally looking at moving two states when Covid passes and so many people are like “it’s going to be so different. the culture there is different and the weather will be awful.”
It’s two states. It’s still in the fucking midwest. But it’s also like moving to another country and I’m looking forward to starting my life over in a way. Plus I live in fucking Chicago. If I can get away from the goddamn lakeshore weather I’ll be thrilled.
honestly the only thing I can contribute to this discourse
this fuckin movie
If this happens to your cat and you’re able to, check out your local shelter (or their page) for newborn kittens! They require 24 hour care that staff can’t provide most of the time so you’re saving them by taking them for your cat to care for or fostering them yourself.
just stumbled across Francisco Soria Aedo's work and first off: really good painter, super talented. He mainly did portraits and neoclassical but I really like are his expressions, which do show up in his neoclassical work. lots of people smiling and having fun and it's just very cute
this is one of my favorites
heres a couple more examples!
...i dont thing I’ve ever seen this style with people smiling...
Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM
Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump
“We can’t return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem.”
See in Hong Kong
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[image description: spray painted graffiti on the wall of a vehicle pass through tunnel. Text in traditional Chinese/Cantonese reads: 我們不能回復正常 因為 原來的正常就是 問題 English translation in tumblr user radicalgraff’s text above. end image description]