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Mike Driver
official daine visual archive
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
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Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
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@megabadbunny
Genuinely why is everyone 12 now.
The worst part is that everyone else being 12 is making me more 12 out of necessity. Like what do you mean my most very strongly held and controversial beliefs now include "cover your mouth when you cough that's yucky" and "it's good to be nice and bad to be mean. You shouldn't be mean to people." That's the shit they used to get mad at me on the playground for.
They teach you this shit on carebears man. They teach you this shit on the smurfs.
At one point I had a housemate who had been through multiple abusive or at least unhealthy relationships, and it effected the way they interacted with the world and others around them.
One of the effects was that they couldn't admit to mistakes or accidents. They would lie when they could, and they'd try to cover it up when they could.
One day, they broke one of my glass dishes in the kitchen. I wasn't at home at the time, so they cleaned up in a hurry and then hurriedly scrambled to glue it back together. They never said anything to me, and I wouldn't have ever noticed-
Except I walk barefoot in my home and two steps into the kitchen I had a small shard of glass in my foot. Looking for a source, I noticed the dish in the drain, and looked a lot more closely at it than I normally would have, and noticed a small piece missing from where they had glued two larger pieces together.
It took me a good twenty minutes to fish that glass out of my foot. I then went and vacuumed very throughly, as two dogs and a cat lived in that house, along with the humans.
If they hadn't been stuck in the patterns they learned when they were younger, they might have told me about the glass, and I could have worn shoes until it was safe. They might have spent longer cleaning it up and making sure the floor was safe, instead of trying to cover up their mistake by gluing the dish back together.
If they could have broken out of those patterns, they would not have put those around them in harm's way.
Break out of your unhealthy patterns. They're hurting you, and they're hurting the people around you. If someone over reacts to something like a broken bowl, the answer is to remove them from your life, not to go around gluing bowls back together without saying anything.
I forgot to say it, but this is both metaphorical and literal. It was a very real shard of glass in my foot AND a lot of us pick up unhealthy coping mechanisms and then go on to unintentionally hurt others. So please, please, work on identifying behaviors and thoughts that end up hurting you and those around you.
Because sometimes it's not just a shard of glass. Sometimes it's a lot bigger and more harmful.
It's alarmingly easy for bad actors to trick a browser AI into following malicious instructions embedded in publicly available content.
Advantages of using an "AI" browser: you can press a button to generate a summery of the website you're looking at, which will be full of errors and misrepresent the source by focusing on the wrong thing.
Disadvantages of using an "AI" browser: if you summarize the wrong website all your private information and money will be stolen. This can be done even on trustworthy sites by someone posting a comment underneath a useful post with the malicious text in it.
So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.
Look at me.
Look at me right now.
AO3 protects you.
AO3 protects you and your works.
It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.
It protects your work from advertisers.
It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.
It protects your right to post adult content.
AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.
Please respect AO3 and its mission.
AO3 protects fandom from payment processors.
Mastercard has no reason to mess with AO3. Visa doesn't. PayPal doesn't. Stripe doesn't. There's no compensation-for-porn exchange happening. By design. BY DESIGN.
AO3's founders knew that AO3 needed to be set up to protect us from any and all avenues of attack on fanworks. They've managed it quite successfully.
All y'all who thought they didn't need to? Sit the fuck down and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Pretty rad and fitting meme honestly. Well done episcopalians.
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away
also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer
walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it
@squidong A+ tags
sunnydale dashboard simulator
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hey I think I just saw a giant lizard thing take a bite out of a guy's head. what's up with that
🏹theslayer Follow
don't worry about it kitten
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okay ❤️ yay ❤️
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🫶breakingdawn
not to be insensitive but some of the people who come to my sister (the slayer) for help are so funny. "you need to stop her I saw her at the demon cult ritual!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the demon cult ritual 👀
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🌌blinking182times
I moved to sunnydale for college and tbh I still really don't get why everyone is soooo into LARPing here... no matter where you go you constantly hear people talking about vampires n shit and if you refuse to go along with it they look at you like YOURE the crazy one 😭
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op i hate to break it to you but we're not larping the vampires and demons are very much real
🌌blinking182times
sure whatever man
#this is what I'm talking about like??? 💀💀💀
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🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament
ROUND 7 - Lei-ach vs Ethros
Lei-ach
Ethros
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Please delete this blog. This entire tournament is so offensive, many of us have lost loved ones to demon attacks, including my sister who died at the hands of a Lei-ach. I know you're just joking around but please don't try to "fuck" a demon. You can't. THEY WILL KILL YOU.
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okay well rip to your sister but i'm different
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human blood tastes so good when you don't have a slayer in your ear bitching about how drinking it is evil
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💸imanya-andimnotademon2001
woahhh me and giles just got jumped by a bunch of vampires. I got away but they're beating his ass rn :(
#anya talks #his legs are old and because of that he can't run very fast #sad!! :(
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🪽angelinvestigationsofficial
No one's. I'm celibate. Who told you this
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the british guy showing me some magic book: it's funny, I was a teenager when this book was published... but looking at it you'd think it's ancient! haha...
me: I think I hauve been cursed
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hi sunnydale citizens, i'm really glad everyone is showing their pride but please remove any banners saying "everyone is welcome" from your house, vampires WILL be able to come in!
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sounds to me like you're just homophobic... keep them up everyone.
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i'm literally gay?
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notice how she's not denying it. SHAME ON YOU
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.
American friends: If you are so convicted to donate to food banks during the ending of SNAP benefits, as someone who worked in nonprofit, please know it is much more impactful to donate MONEY than it is to donate food. Food banks can order items in bulk and get them tax free, and it gives them the flexibility to order what they need.
Check on your neighbors, help each other out 🙏🏻
Someone may have already put this in the notes, but if you're donating money to a food bank, and they're a tax-deductible charity and your employer offers matching donations, please look into that! I completely forgot until this post came around that this was an option. I just went in and submitted my receipt, which automatically doubled the $100 I sent to my local food bank to $200. This will really stretch the amount of food that they are able to buy at no additional cost to you.
Where's that one video of the guy yelling "One dollar's worth of food, coming through!" as he pushes an enormous pallet of vegetables?
When I donated $50, the splash page informed me I had donated ?? FIVE HUNDRED (500) ?!?! MEALS???!!!
there’s a lot of stuff going on in the world right now and I know we as a species has lost the plot a bit but I didn’t expect part of that would include, like, getting a second moon
My sister and I worked out the perfect cast for Muppet Dracula
#the gonzo and rizzo dynamic this implies is rizzo being like ‘gonzo i think we should get out of here’ at every turn#while gonzo is like ‘rizzo don’t be ridiculous’#gonzo: haha wow this castle is so cool and count dracula is such a nice guy!!#rizzo (trembling like a nervous Chihuahua) oh god oh god oh god#gonzo: check it out this guy’s got no reflection! crazy!!#rizzo: gonzo. we are gonna DIE here.#dracula *crawling down the castle like a lizard*#rizzo: GONZO ARE YOU SEEING THIS- wait#gonzo: *crawling down the wall like a lizard too* wahoo!!! (penny-anna)
20-somethings on this website doing none of the things we’re evolved to do for our health and then wondering why they’re so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE
i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts you’d be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud
This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards
really hope this is my tumblr legacy #MyLegacy
"but I don't know where to start"
Lay in grass for 5+ minutes just existing
Look for cool rock/stick to hold for a little bit
Look for shapes in clouds
Kick leaves on sidewalks in autumn
Blow dandelion fluff in summer
Close eyes and listen to birds/nature/weather (recordings are fine)
Drink from a running tap with your hands
If you have a little more time, some more complex activities for your monkey brain:
Get a bag of peanuts and peel them open with your fingers. If you don't eat peanuts/are allergic, try a different nut. If you're allergic to all nuts, get green beans or snap peas and crack them all open to eat the insides first. Sunflower seeds/pumpkin seeds will work as well.
Put some treats in capsules (cheap Easter eggs with great) and hide them around your dwelling. Candy/snacks are fine but stickers or other small rewards work too. Foraging brain will like this. Bonus if you can exchange hiding with a friend.
Go on a walk/ride to a new place. Novelty is essential for mental health. If you're not sure where to go, literally just pull up Google maps or something, zoom in on your location or nearby, and look for a shop you've never been to, then go explore it. My partner just took me to a thrift shop I'd never been to, and my brain will be picking over that new memory for days.
Once in a while, find a restaurant you've never been to and go get something in person even if it's just picking up a dessert. Try to order something you haven't before, or haven't in a while. You might hate it, but that will be an enrichment, too.
Go to where a social event is happening/where other people are. You do not have to participate, personally, but regularly going to where there are humans doing human stuff is immensely beneficial to mental health. Libraries, museums, and parks are a good starting point.
Look up local festivals in nearby towns and look at stuff people made by hand/at home. You don't have to buy anything, you don't have to make anything yourself, but seeing things people made by hand will Do Stuff for your brain, especially if you're stuck in doomscroll brain rot mode. Look at that little lumpy bar of soap, that little hand-knit scrubbie, that frog made out of old utensils. Things are still being made by humans all over, and you can go and look at them in person.
If you have the money, get some cheap canvas (near me Michaels has cheap canvas packs that go on sale for like $2/canvas) or thick paper and some poster paint in your favorite colors, and paint with your hands. It doesn't have to be a picture, just use your hands to smear paint on canvas. Poster paint is generally washable, so if you hate it you can just wash it off. Wear gloves if you need to, but put your handprint on that cave wall.
If you're able, arrange to speak out loud to at least one friend a week. "but I hate-" I know, but it's good for you to speak aloud to other friendly primates and share stories. Story sharing is huge for humans. You don't have to be a writer to tell stories, talk about your trip to the grocery store or the cool rock you found. This will have the bonus effect of starting you looking for things to tell your friend on your phone call, which slows you down and lets you notice your life as it's happening.
You don't have to do everything, but doing some of this, or similar actions, can get you started on treating yourself as the primate your body is. Problem solving, treats, exploration, novelty, socialization, creation, observation, and engaging in your available physical senses are all things your mind and body, as a human, need in order to be enriched.
Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.
