I forgot this godforsaken site existed.

I like magical girls and pigs so if you're a pig that has magical girl powers hit me up.

[redstarovermoundcity]

remember eating out? remember that

[redstarovermoundcity]

where is the line in these difficult times, really

[solidsmax]

Bayonetta 3

[insomniac-dot-ink]

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

[gayanarchist]

This tag killed me

[kpfun]

This is gonna be the best summer ever! We’ll ride down every road. See the whole world together! It’ll be amazing! ↳ LUCA (2021) dir. Enrico Casarosa

[delphinidin4]

Seen on facebook. Please add more!

[yuumei-art]

Wisteria Coils to go with the Flower Buns from my other painting :D What flower hair should I paint next?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainvladmir]

….did Bernie just meme himself?

[boobachu]

I guess he figured if he’s dealing with clowns, he’d try speaking their language.

[emmavakarian-theirin]

can't wait for remastered mass effect to spend hours on the remastered citadel looking for the last remastered keeper and lose my remastered sanity :)

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Being the gay cousin

[iwouldntshowmom]

The armograPHY!!

[alejandrothebad]

what a rollercoaster

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tell me something nice

[kyraneko]

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

[kyraneko]

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

[mirage358]

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[cailarp]

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

[callmeithaca]

Quiet…… I am Yearning

[callmeithaca]

Because of this image, specifically

[v8roadworrier]

#romance#listen i know that Courtly Love ™ is a much analyzed thing that has Layers and such#but i just gotta look at the YEARNING AND LOVE IT SOMETIMES#because what i love about this picture#is how it looks like both parties desperately want to be properly embracing#face to face arms really AROUND each other so they can kiss#but for some reason that we can’t see in the painting htis is impossible#neither the knight or the lady have turned their bodies physically away from their intended staircase paths#the knight isn’t craning his head any more to the right to see her face#and the lady is turning her face to the wall#and all they can snatch together is this brief desprate and infinitely tender moment LIKE I YEARN MY HOES I YEARN#you can imagine that they arranged it so carefully between themselves at some previous date#that they would pass each other on the stairs just for this brief moment#so the lady could hold her hand out and the knight could kiss it#the lady turning her face away for deniability#and the knight easily able to let her go and pretend it was just a chance brush#DARN STAR-CROSSED LOVE I’M WEAK Y'ALL ( @takiki16​ )

[havocinthebluebox]

For those (like me before finding out) who are wondering which painting is presented here : It’s The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederick William Burton ! I adore it.

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (20 years ago) and really doesn't want anyone to know about it:

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (200 years ago) and thinks that's the funniest thing they've ever heard:

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (2000 years ago) and is getting really tired of hearing it:

[valtsv]

plot twist: they're all the same vampire

[valtsv]

they're onto us boys

[poetrylesbian]

people love fat women a lot more when they're cute minimalist line art than they do when fat women exist in the real world and dare to take up space or even exist in their line of sight

skinny or straight-sized women will use fat women in their cartoony art as a way to embrace body positivity but other than painting us on vases or making planters shaped like our headless bodies, what are you actually doing to support and love fat women?

you're out here getting the venus of willendorf tattooed on your arm but are you treating actual women who look like that in real life with love and respect?

because fat women exist outside of cute nude drawings and plus size insta models. fat women dressed in "unflattering" clothes exist, fat women in "ugly" clothes exist, old fat women, tired fat women... are they also symbols of your feminist movement?

or are our bodies only valuable as an aesthetic?

[catasters]

[monzterzack]

[colonelguyceratops]

Evil bingus. SCRINGUS

[pukicho]

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

[edgy-ella]

Like in a sexy way?

[pukicho]

like in a

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

so a sexy way.