Megan

Hello World

[meganswift518]

Okay so my girlfriend is really good friends with her ex gf and I hate it. We’re long distance too so it makes it worse that she’s with her and I’m not. I trust her not to cheat on me but I’m scared she’ll break up with me for her. And I don’t trust the ex. She was nice to me but it was like she was being too nice. Ugh I hate this situation but I like my girlfriend so much.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[meganswift518]

My plant Nigel is my one love <3

[queer-moodboard]

Bi Hufflepuff for @the-mad-queen, because they’re kind

[meganswift518]

<3

[frootpouch]

Prideful Plant Puns!!!

I’ve been working on these since pride month, and I feel bad they weren’t finished in time but I’m so happy with how they turned out! These basically happened because I called my best friend a lesbean-sprout and she loved it so much I decided to draw the first one, and things kinda,,, escalated. 

I really hope you guys love them as much as I do!

They’re all available on my redbubble!!

Please don’t repost/steal!

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

shout out to people who write answers in the text books

[negressive]

[planetofvenus-deactivated201809]

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

[clementineaz]

SAY IT AGAIN

[theinturnetexplorer]

Healthcare in the US

[terrasigillata]

This is a fucking crime

[parisiansunrisemoroccanmoonligh]

this is a country built on crime…..

[inguspls]

WHAAAAAAT THE FUUUUCK

[bearthug]

its disgusting that hospitals charge for saving peoples lives.

[orthrushyacinth]

Yes, yes it is.

[ludovichgone-deactivated2023021]

psa because i’m still hearing people in hot countries make fun of the uk for the ‘heat wave’

the uk is a very mild, humid place

sweat does not evaporate well in humid heat; the uk has very, very humid heat

meaning british people cannot cool down efficiently

also british people are adapted for cooler temperatures

people are literally expected to die in the next couple of days because of the heat wave

the news has put out health warnings because people will literally die because of the heat

shut up

[ludovichgone-deactivated2023021]

oh yeah it’s also been pointed out in comments - we have no AC. no houses have AC. most buildings don’t have AC. most cars don’t have AC. 

[archqtype-deactivated20191123]

Most people are hospitalised from the strange weather so please do not point out that this weather is other countries winter or whatever, we are not adapted to deal with these temperatures as our weather is usually much much colder.

[meganswift518]

Finally someone understands!

[geminidragonbadger]

Things Hufflepuf is best at:

Everything

[meganswift518]

Apart from spelling..

[potologie]

sherlock fandom gothic is like

It’s summer. Sherlock is not airing. It’s winter. Sherlock is not airing. They say it aired once. You do not remember.

You see other shows putting out seasons. First one and then two. You are afraid. Why is everything moving so fast. Shows aren’t supposed to air this quickly, you think. Time is frightening.

They say they’re filming a special. The special doesn’t exist. They start filming a special. The special doesn’t exist. You’re watching the special. The special doesn’t exist.

Several times a year Steven Moffat says that Sherlock is not gay. Sherlock is not straight, he adds. He’s not asexual, he insists. His choices are that of someone who is repressed, not uninterested. He laughs. Sherlock is not gay, Steven Moffat says.

You love Stephen Thompson with your whole being. You know him. You trust him with secrets you’ve never said out loud. You believe in his existence despite all evidence to the contrary.

You hear someone from the cast and crew spoke real words to an interviewer.  Everyone is screaming, screaming. You do not know why but you are filled with fear.

[tonnaree]

This who we are.

This is what we do.

[skulls-and-tea]

this is how we live

[meganswift518]

Life kinda sucks

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[j4ya]

let me tell y’all something. and i know I mentioned this in my fic (lmao) but i’ll say it here again bc it’s true. harry, liam, louis, and niall all auditioned for xfactor bc they wanted to be famous. they wanted to be performers, they wanted the spotlight, they wanted screaming fans, all that jazz. zayn auditioned bc he just wanted confirmation of his talent. he’s never been super adjusted to the level of fame he has. you can see this on every interview, his attitude whenever he’s feeling shitty during an interview. all the other boys never show how tired they are or how bad they feel, but zayn doesn’t give a shit how he may come across. on his free time he goes incognito. he’s ducked out of several shows bc he was feeling sick but none of the other boys have done that bc THEY ARE PERFORMERS THEY LOVE TO PERFORM. harry fucking LOST HIS VOICE, the ONE thing he needs to perform, and he didn’t duck out of those shows. zayn does this FOR his boys, he enjoys the band, but he doesn’t chase fame. he’s quiet about what he does and he’s the only one who’s stayed silent as a celebrity. it’s no surprise that he’s ducking out bc he can’t handle this. i’m not saying that he doesn’t want this as much as any of the other boys—i’m sure that’s untrue and i can’t speak like i know that at all. but the reasons behind him being in this boyband and performing daily are not because it’s his dream, per se, but more because he’s made a commitment to it and he loves his friends and it helps him do things like explore his other more apparent interests and support his family. 

[meganswift518]

Not like they didn't hint it or anything..

[paintdeath]

MY SISTER JUST SENT ME AN SMS SAYING “TYPE IN LOSER.COM” IN YOUR BROWSER AND I DID AND LOOK WHAT COMES UP IM SCREAMING

[tokyo1992-deactivated20150603]

omg

[evilspice]

oh my god

[interqlitter-deactivated2015030]

THIS IS A DISGRACE

[letterstomrpotter-blog]

[cutting-will-always-be-my-life]

All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

[clamperls]

if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me

[isimonito-deactivated20160805]

It’s sad some people think like this I want to give them a hug

[meganswift518]

Sad but true

[zerstorend]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you